a bunch of random roger headcanons because why the hell NOT. everything you read is canon because he actually told all this 2me personally :'
roger is 100% an only child, who has a VERY normal family who love him. his mum and dad probably just think roger is too clever and mature to be into all the rough and tumble games boys his age get up to. his parents donโt suspect that heโs a little shit outside of home at all + both happen to be under the impression that heโs a little angel
occasionally has weird frog blink twitches where he blinks one eye at a time + his voice happens to be very deep for someone who is so small, whenever people hear him speak for the first time theyโre always confused
his nails are genuinely DISGUSTINGGGGGG, he bites them down so far to the point where theyโre constantly raw and bleeding itโs really nastyyyy + heโs a compulsive skin picker and has all these small little scars all over his body because he genuinely cannot leave a blemish alone.
^^ when roger was really little he used to flick his scabs at people when they werenโt looking because he found it humorous. nobody else finds this funny tho itโs actually just really odd and nastyโฆ.
when he was little, he was one of those kids who had an terrifying amount of grip strength like Ok. Sure :| YES heโs literally SIX YEARS OLD and scrawny as fuck but he can open a jam jar by himself !!!!!!!!!
has a sweet tooth but only for the really hard boiled sweets that only old people eat that cut the roof of your mouth
reads a lot of very dry factual books. things like anatomy diagrams + maps. maybe about animals ??????? tbh i donโt really think heโd like fiction or poetry because it relies too much on emotion which he finds emotions sometimes to be very messyโฆ.and confusing for him so he wouldnโt really dabble into fictionโฆ (idk why i put hc hes literally a sociopath Girl WHATEVER)
maurice once walked into the dorms and found roger laying like a corpse, which is how he normally sleeps. flat on his back ^^^ it would have been normal and nothing 2 worry about but his eyes were wide open. poor maurice thought he was roger was having a vision and almost called for a master. roger was actually just asleep with his eyes open like like a LITTLE FREAK.
rogers fav saint is st. sebastian, he likes how still and peaceful he looks in the paintings even though heโs full of arrows. he told his mum once in passing that he liked the โpatienceโ of the saint (he actually just likes the iconography of things being pinned down and unable to move but shhhhhhhh shhhhhhโฆโฆ.)
wtf i really need to start proof reading. he thought ROGER was having a vision oops.*******
