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"what the hell is wrong with you" is that rhetorical or do you actually want to know? because i have prepared a slideshow presentation in advance

"It's everyday.. how am I supposed to get any sleep? This guy's barking like a dog all night. Give me a break of this."

"TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!! It attracts insects."

me: [nonchalantly describes horrific childhood trauma]

me, two minutes later: hmm. y'know, that's kinda fucked up now that i think about it

"where do you see yourself in ten years?" dead, preferably. but i will accept the psych ward.

i like to cause myself problems on purpose. tell a little lie. get yelled at. ruin a perfectly fine day instantly. make my bpd worse.

Wakko: So, I have good news and bad news.

Yakko: What's the good news?

Wakko: The airbags in your car work perfectly.

Yakko: W-what's the bad news?

Wakko: I need to go to the hospital immediately and your car got obliterated.

Yakko: One day, I'm going to fucking murder you.

Wakko: Yeah, that's fair.

my therapist: so, you get drunk and take random pills to avoid thinking about your trauma?

me: yes

my therapist: are you going to stop?

me: absolutely not.

my medications up in my brain making my brain chemistry normal just like

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