I’m a Big Fan!
Billy and Mary are both big fans of Bulletman and Bulletgirl. They even had action figures of them. This affected their interactions with the couple when they were in their Marvel forms.
Marvel: “It’s a pleasure to be working with you, Mister Bulletman Sir.” *shakes his hand*
Bulletman: *literally feeling like his arm is being nearly jostled out of its socket* “You too.”
So, yeah. Bulletman’s first impression of Captain Marvel was that the man was sort of overexcited. He honestly thought the man was pulling his leg.
Marvel: “I used to have your action figures when I was a kid.”
Bulletman: “You… did?” *thought they were the same age*
Okay, the other man was younger than himself. Bulletman would’ve thought the Captain had aged poorly if the man hadn’t looked so good.
Meanwhile, Mary is chilling with Bulletgirl because she can get away with it because she looks fourteen.
Mary: “Can I please have your autograph, Miss Bulletgirl Ma’am?” *holding out a piece of paper and a marker she magicked from somewhere*
Bulletgirl: “Of course!” *signs it with a smile*
Marvel: *longingly looking over, wanting an autograph too*
Bulletman: *narrows his eyes, wondering why Marvel’s looking at his wife like that*
Mary: *sees this look* “Can I have another one? Addressed to someone named Billy?” *magics another paper up*
Bulletgirl: “Sure.” *signs the next paper*
Billy gave her the biggest hug when she walked over to them.
Mary: “Cap, I got the auto- ACK-”
Marvel: *hugging the life out of her*
Bulletman: *watching in concern as she pats his back a bunch of times*
Mary: *using the pats to try and to signal he’s crushing her*
Now Bulletman is wondering if he has separation anxiety from his kid. She is his kid, right? Also he’s very concerned about Marvel looking at his wife like that. He didn’t know if he should be relieved or even more concerned when the man showed more interest in being around him. But then… The edits came. Edits of them. Together. They haunt his dreams. He wasn’t even sure Cap was aware of them. Speaking of Cap, he had built up a steady friendship with the man. He was actually a pretty chill guy if Bulletman ignored the times the man’s inner fanboy would rev up.
Bulletman and Marvel: *working together to fight a villain*
Marvel: “Gosh, this is just like-” *rattles off a random obscure fight that happened before Bulletman was well recognized*
Bulletman: *gets distracted* “How do you know that?”
Marvel: “Cause-”
Bulletman: *gets launched off into a wall because he was distracted*
Marvel: *i fucked up face*
So yeah. Cap can get caught up in it, but hey, the man’s still nice. Bulletman invited him to a barbecue. Cap brought his kids. Bulletman still doesn’t know if they’re actually his kids or not.
