#jaskier shitposting

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Geralt: Dress appropriately, Kaer Morhen gets cold. I don’t want you to freeze before you meet my brothers.

Jaskier: 

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Some backwater village alderman, giving them the sideye: So are you guys... like...?

Geralt: He’s my ba-

Jaskier:

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made some memes ‘cause I miss Jaskier

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@mawbwehownets​ gets art credit of course

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Jaskier, to Eskel: There’s no joy like an eleven-year-old hearing her straight dad accidentally tell an even straighter dad that he loves him.

Jaskier, gesturing to a violently blushing Geralt and a giggling Ciri: Bear in mind this isn’t Redania, where such an exchange might be ordinary between two hetero men after hot yoga.

Jaskier, continuing: This is Kaer Morhen, where a man can be hanged for wearing orange.

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Jaskier's moody mountain pics are just theatre kid senior photos and that's the tea.

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Jaskier @ fanfic authors like