Jun 7, 2021
Jaskier: Geralt cannot possibly get any hotter.
Geralt: (walks into the tavern with black eyes and weird veins, looking incredibly feral)
Jaskier:
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Jaskier: Geralt cannot possibly get any hotter.
Geralt: (walks into the tavern with black eyes and weird veins, looking incredibly feral)
Jaskier:
jaskier: i did meet some of the most insufferable people.....but they also met me ;)
geralt: and i wish that on no one
I made some more of these little disasters.
Thanks as always to @awkwardtrekphotos
Geralt: Dress appropriately, Kaer Morhen gets cold. I don’t want you to freeze before you meet my brothers.
Jaskier:
Jaskier: (doing the love at first sight walk across the tavern)
Geralt, trying to brood:
Geralt: Please behave yourself. We are in public.
Jaskier, enraged:
Adding to the Kaer Morhen bestiary collection one volume at a time.
Jaskier, to a room full of bards: I have gathered the Bardic Union here today to make a proposal. Emotional Support Bards. Everyone choose a Witcher - Geralt of Rivia is off limits for obvious reasons - and start writing about them. Follow them around. Feed them. Make sure they have a nice place to sleep. Sometimes you will have to give them a bath but it can be enjoyable if you go for the chamomile oil first!
Valdo Marx: And what do we get out of this arrangement?
Jaskier: Inspiration! And probably some trauma and unrequited love... (doing jazz hands desperately) but it’s worth it!