#jaskiier

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

Imagine how fucking MASSIVE Jaskier would be if he was a Witcher though... Like the potions are supposed to make Witchers physically bigger right? Except Jaskier is almost the same size as a fully fledged Witcher and he’s (supposedly) just a normal human! Imagine how big he’d be as a Witcher!!!

[trailofsin-blog]

@jaskiier if i were you, i’d leg it

[herbsandfireyhooves-blog1]

@jaskiier

Send 🛌 for our muses to wake up in bed together after having had sex together for the first time the night before.

Marii blinked a few times, and sat up, confused a little by the throbbing of a headache; till she remembered she’d gone drinking for the first time...since...well...she discovered wine. Hair a frizzy, fuzzy mess that looked more like a dandelion puff then hair...she looked around the bedroom, unfamiliar blankets pulled up to her chest....where was she?

She decided to pester the occupant of the bed beside her...not clear headed at the moment to realize how, or why she probably ended up here. “...Good morning?” Marii said with a bit of a tired mirth.

[benefiscience]

@jaskiier continued from here

“No, not at all! It’s lovely! Especially the dancing by moonlight part. How does it continue, Dandelion?”

Shani’s hazel eyes twinkled with excitement, and her smile was bright enough to light up not merely the room but the entire building. 

“Only thing wrong with it is that I don’t think Geralt would be jealous at all. I mean, he’s got his sorceress, right? That aside, I think he’d just be happy for me. If something like what you just said was to happen to me. I doubt it ever will, though. But we can all dream, can’t we?” 

[ashardofice]

@jaskiier

“That’s it”, she said, slamming her hands against the wooden surface of the table, “I’m done with this, and I’m done with YOU!”

Violet eyes seemed to be shooting daggers at the poet, squinted and shining with anger. Everyone in the tabern, that in the beginning decided to act as if nothing happened, now openly stared at the sorceress with a healthy amount of amusement and fear.

“The only reason I don’t turn you into ashes is that I respect what you did for Geralt in the past, but you... You’re just trying my patience--- You’ve been trying my patience since I met you! Or do you think I don’t remember about your sudden inspiration for a ballad about my chest?! Do you think I forgot? Well I didn’t!”

[snarkomancy]

@jaskiier continued from here

Good, good, continued the disembodied voice, ringing loud and clear inside Jaskier’s mind.

Now, listen to me very carefully. I do not understand why on earth Dijkstra chose to hire you, and I doubt I ever will, but fact is that he did so it appears that for the time being I am stuck with you. You didn’t seriously think that he would just send you into the fray without at least one pair of watchful eyes on you, did you now? 

The voice was pure condescendence, its tone conjuring images of a frustrated adult admonishing an idiot child. 

I am going to get you out of there in due time, so do not worry. Or maybe, d o  worry, because I shall have a few choice words for you when all this is over. I myself can think of a thousand ways of doing this that do  n o t involve getting yourself captured. But you did, so all that’s left is to make the most of it. Once they’ve taken you back to their base of operations, I need you to keep your eyes and ears open for any clue that may indicate where the documents that we require are being kept. From there, I should be able to retrieve them myself. Let’s just say I have my  w a y s. Whatever happens until then, do me a favour and don’t do anything too stupid, will you?

[daisyofthevalleys]

@jaskiier "Now...what could possibly bring the lauded bard Dandelion to Dol Blathanna? An audience with me perhaps? Or is there something else that you seek?"

[sillayangel]

jaskiier replied to your photoset “wet dog isnt allowed inside”

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wet dog isnt allowed inside