#jay dope

[yourarmynoona]

For those of you who needs one Hip Thrusting Hoseok in your lives ;)

[kpopcinnamonswirlroll]

Hobi: *breathes*

Me:

[motherofjikook]

No Excuses on HIXTAPE DAY

What if I “oversleep”?  DON’T SLEEP. 

What about WORK?  LET THEM KNOW NOW THAT YOU AIN’T COMING, FAKE SICK , OR QUIT.

What about SCHOOL ? FINISH THAT HOMEWORK AHEAD OF TIME OR CALL IN SICK 

But I have an EXAM that day… IF YOU CAN WITH YOUR TEACHER/PROFESSOR, RESCHEDULE THAT SHIT ON WHATEVER BS STORY  FOR NOT ATTENDING.

I have to watch my KIDS or SIBLINGS… FOR YOUR KIDS, FIND A BABYSITTER. FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS/SISTERS, THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. IT’S TIME MOM AND DAD.

I don’t have WIFI. GET YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST CAFE/WIFI SPOT AND TURN UP THERE. 

I have AFTER school programs/sports… CANCELLED!!!!!

But its my friend/family member BIRTHDAY. NOT THIS YEAR IT ISN’T. DROP THE PRESENT AND GO. MAKE IT UP TO THEM LATER 

OTHER excuses …. ALLLLLL CCANNNNCELLLLEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!

What if the hixtape isn’t worth th-  GET THE F*** OUTTA  MY FACE YOU SNAKE. 

Mark your calendar for March 2nd, Hype this mixtape and any m/v related, steam this shit, breathe this shit, enjoy yourself and shower Jung Hoseok/J-Hope, Jay Dope, Hobi, Mr. Sunshine with alot of love. 

Lmfao a few people are taking this post SERIOUSLY. Don’t!!! obviously personal life FIRST! I should’t be telling you that. Im literally taking saying from dramatic armys that said this when they were overjoyed hearing about the set date of hixtape.This was meant to be a dramatic meme lol 

[agushadow]

this man is so powerful.

[imjustagirlwithcrazydreams]

Outro: Tear

[okeuphemia]

Okey but if BTS gets 10M followers on Twitter when they are at the AMAs we're not only getting jhope showing his abs but JAY DOPE SHOWING HIS ABS AND BEACH I AM NOT READY

[crystal-bangtan]

A.R.M.Y i think I might be joining the Taehyung having a mullet team ...I mean look how hot JB looks with one ...and we know V can pull anything off.

[saltybtsstan]

Hoseok vs Jay-dope