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bruce is like "okay time to get married to superman or something"

law: "ermm you're already married dude"

batman :*sweat*

superman or something: *stares intensly*

batman: i forgor . who am i married to???

law: this harvey dude

batman: oh! him! sorry honey we just got married for fun when we were teens dw

law:so do you wanna get married

batman: yeah sure give me the papers, sorry honey another time

- @kittzuxp ,someone who doesn't know nearly anything about DC when i told him my headcannon,2025.

My addition :

Harvey : YOU'RE DIVORCING ME????

Bruce : WE WERE TEENS,IT WAS A JOKE

Harvey : FOR SUPERMAN?????????

Bruce : YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME

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Yo timbits is that you

Huh????

What? Who are you? Why do you know my name? Who do you work fo- HEY!!!

Wrong! So wrong!

I'm a Robin!

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Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

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There's a loud ringing noise in my head.

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ON MY THIRD MONSTER OF THE DAY RN!!! WISH ME LUCK AND TO NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!

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Characters like these>>>>>>

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"I made some noodles,you should come eat, it's getting late." He says

After some time,he remembers to add "Also Ainar will be joining tonight." He says. "You don't know them,but believe me they're fine." He lets out a sigh. "Just...be aware they don't show as much emotion.." he says.

@val-isla-nightshade

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the R on robin's suit doesn't stand for Robin.

It stands for Replaceable.