#jealous blake

[yellownicky]

Jealous Blake is my new religion🐈‍⬛

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

All I Want for Christmas Is....

Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)

Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)

Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)

Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)

Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!

Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!

Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?

Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)

Blake: Should... should we do something?

Weiss: We don't even know what has them.

Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.

RNBW: Say what now?

YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!

Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?

Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?

Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)

Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!

Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!

Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!

RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...

Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!

Ruby: Hey! That one's mine! (lock and loads Crescent Rose and gives chase)

[bumblebybelladonna]

Bumbleby Week - Jealousy 🐝

@bumblebyweek-blog

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: Weiss, I appreciate the help, but Yang’s riding the WRONG cat's face right now.

Weiss: Dammit, Blake! That's a Manticore, not a cat! Can you stop being a jealous, gay disaster long enough to help us stop your possessed girlfriend?!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake & Kali: (watching Yang and Ghira dreamily as they work on building shelters in Vacuo)

Random Group of Women: (approach Yang and Ghira with fluttering lashes)

Yang & Ghira: (confused puppy looks)

Blake: Mom.

Kali: Yup. (Grabs a random two by four and starts strutting over to the group)

Blake: (draws Gambol Shroud and follows)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

i have found her. panther! blake for your wrist

Oh, my, God!!! It's so cute!!! I want it!!! Only thing that would make it better is if it was a snap bracelet that you can slap to your wrist!

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Yang: Blake! Blake! Look! (holds up little black panther wristband) It's you!

Panther!Blake: (focus zeros in on the little plush)

Yang: Blake?

Panther!Blake: (still focused)

Yang: (moves wrist left)

Panther!Blake: (follows with just her eyes)

Yang: (moves wrist right)

Panther!Blake: (rinse and repeat but add a low growl)

Yang: Uh-oh....

Panther!Blake: (pounces on Yang and goes for the fake panther bracelet)

Yang: AH!!! BLAKE!!! NO!!! IT'S NOT REAL!!!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I love that Blake is the jealous one of the couple, Yang is like "take your time, I'll be here", while Blake is "I don't know what I'm feeling but if any girl comes near you I'll kill her"

I 100% blame the RWBY x Justice League movie for that one hahaha!!!

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Ilia: So let me get this straight...

Blake: You can be straight?

Ilia: Don't deflect. You know Yang would never cheat on you.

Blake: Correct.

Ilia: You know she loves you unconditionally.

Blake: Also correct.

Ilia: You've seen her turn down other people even when she doesn't know you're around and tell them she has a girlfriend she hopes to marry one day.

Blake: (looks at engagement ring) You are three for three.

Ilia: So...Why are you so jealous? Like, you go absolutely feral when anyone so much as looks Yang's direction.

Blake: I trust Yang with every fiber of my being. (eyes darken) It's other people I don't trust.

Ilia: Well, don't look now, but I think there's a woman feeling up Yang's biceps.

Blake: (pulls out Gambol Shroud) Who's the bitch I gotta cut!!!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Let Tiger Yang be comforted by Panther Blake! Let her be reassured that she's not just a piece of meat to her! 😭

(she knows ofc, se trusts her, but still!)

Tiger!Yang: You don't think I'm just a piece of meat, do you?

Panther!Blake: What? Of course not. You're the sun in my sky, the father of our cubs, and the sweetest thing I've ever met. Why would you think that?

Tiger!Yang: Because ever since the mating incident, the other females have been staring at me like I stare at the slab of beef hanging on the rail at the Old Man's Grocery Store.....

Panther!Blake: Weighted blanket (tries to lay on T!Y but doesn't cover half of her) I love you. You are a wonderful feline, and an amazing mate. You will always be more than just a piece of meat to me.

Tiger!Yang: (appreciating P!B's attempt at trying to be a weighted blanket even though she's failing) Thanks, Babe~

Panther!Blake: But out of curiosity, which females have been staring at you? I want to talk to them.