They turned out well, I think, although I may have put the egg wash on a little too enthusiastically - there were a few bites where I distinctly tasted egg and I would consider doing a milk wash instead. Either way, it was a pleasant bagel to eat.
And frankly I don’t usually give a shit about bagels, I made them because my family likes them. It’s not like I’m all “No one could really like bagels, they are fucking boring,” I understand that people like all sorts of things that offer me personally no pleasure or satisfaction and it’s entirely genuine on their part, but I do still find it strange the degree of enthusiasm some people express for bagels when every bagel I have eaten, including one from New York City that was highly hyped by a Jewish American person like “IF YOU EAT THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE FUSS,” has been fucking boring. I politely said it was nice but it was, as I have previously intimated, fucking boring.