Mar 2, 2021
Jason: Do you take constructive criticism?
Percy: Not without crying
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Jason: Do you take constructive criticism?
Percy: Not without crying
Jason: How much do you love me?
Percy: Immensely. I'd move mountains for you, baby.
Jason: Can you go buy milk?
Percy: Let's not go crazy.
Jason: Bro what's your otp?
Percy: My otp is... us bro.
Jason: bRO.
Jason: What the actual fuck do you think you're doing?
Percy, shoving a math book inside his mouth and sucking: Giving math a blowjob.
Jason: Wh-
Percy: Math is hard, Jason. I'm giving math a blowjob.
PERCY: In 10 years I’ll be Jason’s second wife. JASON: What happened to my first wife? PERCY: Nothing you can prove.
Percy: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Jason: Percy no that’s not how you make cookies.
Percy: FLOOR IT???
Jason: PERCY NO.
Percy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
Jason: PERCY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
Percy: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Jason: P E R C Y!
Jason: Percy completes me.
Piper: Um, hello?
Jason: You're nice too, Pipes.
Piper: I'm your girlfriend.
Jason: Ahh, but he's my soulmate.
Jason: Percy completes me.
Piper: Um, hello?
Jason: You’re nice too Piper.
Piper: I’m your girlfriend.
Jason: Ahh, but Percy is my soulmate.