Imagine walking in on Walt cranking it to your completely SFW social media selfies.

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Imagine walking in on Walt cranking it to your completely SFW social media selfies.
Imagine Tyler liking to start off his day by having you come in before the Weathervane opens so he can come in your personal coffee mug.
Imagine Vince, after much needling, finally getting your number. But you don’t want to go back to his place, so he just takes care of himself immediately after exiting the bar.
Imagine Lee Bodecker convincing you to drink his semen, in your coffee or tea, to satisfy his kink. But first, you have to harvest it yourself.
Imagine Scott telling (and showing) you what he wants to do after your date.
Note: Repost from old blog.
Imagine trying to play “good marshal” when you go with Raylan to interrogate Ash Murphy.
When your coworker withholds morphine, you indicate you’re down to give the bad guy “a hand.” Thankfully, Raylan doesn’t see the gesture you give the intrigued corrections officer.