Sep 2, 2022
SOMEONE NERF THIS MAN PLEASE
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SOMEONE NERF THIS MAN PLEASE
Greasy drunk dad at the neighborhood BBQ. Unintentional hotness level: 10/10.
Mike Patton wooing unsuspecting German during Dead Cross concert at SO36, Berlin (07/03/2018).
Photos via www.rockthecam.de
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned … (*dramatically sinks down to knees*)
Photo via FNM.com
Highlight of a mildly mediocre week: Re-discovering this video of Pizza Badger™ being self-conscious because we saw him in his man panties.
And Dreamboat Roddy being incredibly apologetic. Not.
(Video via @another.musical.nerd‘s IG. Screen recording of questionable quality done by me.)
It’s been 100 days of a mildly (ahem) unhealthy obsession with this middle-aged guy and his weird facial expressions … And his music/voice/feral stage antics, to be fair.
Your dad probably wouldn’t mind you smoke
The dumbest thing my boyfriend ever said
@sexyslowmotrash
Michael was standing in front of Gavin, giving him a look. “You must be fucking wasted to say you want me to fuck you.” He laughed, and shook his head. “You know i’d destroy you.”