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I was reminded today

But a third-party

That i am not ment to be apart of a group

That I am a "surface level friend" their words

"Someone you just exchange pleasantries with"

Hurtful

But

Unfortunately accurate

I finally finished a meme that I had already done the lineart for in 2020 LOL I love neebeli so much bro

6/14/23

Jesus: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Buddha: Jesus nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.

Jesus: FLOOR IT?

Buddha: JESUS NO.

Jesus: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?

Buddha: JESUS YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR APARTMENT DOWN.

Jesus: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.

Buddha: JESUS P L E A S E.

Washington: Teamwork is very important!

Hamilton and Jefferson: [start opposing political teams]

Washington: Wait not like that.

It's those spiritual freaks hugging eachother! They are so cute!

i thought your icon was harry in the purple robe but i was wrong lmao

You know how we all have a gay cousin, and if not then YOU are the gay cousin?

But I have a gay cousin, and he’s older than me, therefore he’s known he’s gay for longer than me...

Does this mean I have to become straight?????

What happens in this frightening situation?

#jesus no