Oct 25, 2015
@poland
wtf?
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@poland
wtf?
Justin Beiber's Top 10 Songs
JUSTIN BEIBER
Stars: 4
Notorious for being a huge fucking douchebag, I ventured into the world of his supposedly equally bad music to explore just how much crap this guy was full of.
As an avid Supernatural fan and a person with good common sense, I already had a bias against Beiber. But I tried to ignore his baby face (baby beaver Beiber!) and overall bullcrap fandom to listen give an honest review.
Some, like Home-To-Mama, are not that bad! In fact, it was decent right up to the songs from Journal. Is that Snoop Dogg or Tyga I hear, Beaver Baby?
All That Matters features some baby crying in the background, but I guess overall the lyrics aren't super shit. Then there's Boyfriend.
Sorry, hon. Taken.
One more song from Journal, and then.. Boyfriend, again? Seriously?
Holy shit, is that his voice?
Just how much Autotune you usin', kid?
BLOGGER'S PICKS:
Beauty and a Beat
Boyfriend (Acoustic)
CURRENTLY HOT:
Boyfriend (Still!)
CHOICE LYRICS:
Something like a zip lock, but a lip lock Want you wrapped 'round my arm like a wrist watch
- Hold Tight
Why.
Why do I do these things.
Up Next: Miley Cyrus!
Mershed Perterters
How to make mashed potatoes.
Step 1: Boil some potatoes for 10-15 minutes. If you can stab them with a fork as easily as you can stab unprotected flesh, they're done.
Step 2: Add a shit ton of butter. Like 2 tablespoons. And as much garlic as you fucking want. And a splash of milk.
Step 3: Mash those bitches like you were Godzilla step on people. Take all your hate at the world and mash those potatoes with it. They were the ones to sleep with your wife, and pass you over for that promotion, and steal your wallet. Those bitches.
Step 4: Once they're good and mashed, add some more fucking butter. Butter is fucking delicious. Who do you have to impress? Stir the butter in until it's disappeared. Kind of like how your wife's love disappeared.
Step 5: Eat those fucking mashed potatoes with a spoon.
wow i have a d- in human anatomy
UGH THIS IS WHY SHE HATES ME