[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.

[riversixx]

Whatever you THINK you’re about to see in this video you’re very likely wrong

[art-nimals]

This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today.

(Source)

[art-nimals]

watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

[weaponizedhorse]

[insomniac-arrest]

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

[insomniac-arrest]

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

[insomniac-arrest]

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

[insomniac-arrest]

this is so funny, thank you

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[sloppystyle]

[pigknightwarrior]

Moral of the day: Get yourself a husky that treats you good *points to self*

[strongermonster]

hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

[strongermonster]

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a  birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[jo-snicket]

@hungryhashbrowns

[babyanimalgifs]

Excuse me. I am needy.

via @ali.nielson

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

it’s cool and epic

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[kyleehenke]

an ex art student’s lament

[bloochikin]

Ahahagahaga!!

[harritudur]

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

[versatilememes]

I’m too bi for this ad

[cipheramnesia]

bi-swordsual

[saint-batrick]

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!

[koleijon]

“AKUUU”

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[kitty2i-blog]

[snakeybones]

Does it freak anyone else out that it looks like the mountain lion is trying to open the sliding glass door as if it knows how to?

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

“Where are the kids”

“They’re out back”

[icameas-roman]

Im both Tommy and Meli LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO