You’re obsessed with Helluva B✡️ss when:
• You immediately loathe Stella
• You ship Stolitz (unless you’re anti-LGBTQIA obviously)
• You start swearing more often (automatically)
• You know the songs somewhat off by heart
• You can imagine Brandon Rogers (Blitz) in your head as you’re reading fanfic and same goes for the other characters.
• You immediately make sure the ø in Blitz’s name is crossed out or dropped when talking/writing and cosplaying him
• You want to (try) and understand every single LGBTQIA sexuality there is
• You go searching what else the VAs have been in
• You realise that Loona and Vortex are the ONLY full heterosexual characters (and Sallie-May is the only trans that was briefly introduced)
• You start using the word “cloaca” instead of dick or C. U. Next. Tuesday (particularly if you’re not comfortable with it)
* You realise that if want a female Stolitz kid; you have to draw it yourself (there’s hardly on Pinterest 😂)
* You start remembering the characters facial expressions and mouthing the quotes alongside them
* You start automatically saying “oh Satan” or “oh crumbs” as a catchphrase
• You automatically want to listen to read/listen LGBTQIA+ books
• The minute you heard the words “Spring Break” your mind goes straight to the episode 😂
• You start watching Brandon Rogers comedic skits on his YT channel
• You automatically start having anything iced ie: iced coffee (haha you do it because it reminds you of Blitz 😂)
* You also want to try out Moxxie’s Starbucks coffee order
* You HATE putting the “o” at the end of Blitz’s name but you have to when you role play as someone like his ex girlfriend or someone who doesn’t have any respect for him
* You realise that Verosika’s VO is the same actress — Cristina Vee — who voiced Marinette / Ladybug in Miraculous Ladybug (congratulations you are now traumatised by this 😆)
* You realise that Striker’s VO — Norman Reedus — is Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead series and now you can’t unhear it 😈
* When you watch Jexi (on Netflix) you realise that Jexi is a electronic female version of Blitz 😆
* You start studying facial expressions that Loona and Octavia got from their respective parent(s)
* You like to listen to the soundtrack from Helluva Boss
Note: If there had been anything that I had learned from Helluva Boss (that was actually helpful) I took a page out of Octavia’s book and now whenever two people become argumentative all I do now is just listen to music
* Eventually you start to get interested in researching certain topics that you’re interested in to learn more about, similarly to Stolas 😂
* You automatically start saying “perf” (short for perfect) shortly after Blitz says it in 2x04 😂
* You snap your fingers self-satisfied similarly to Striker almost comically
* You know the correct terminology for Blitz’s guns (and other variations of weapons 😂)
* You wanna listen to all the musicals that Bryce Puinkham (Stolas) and Barrett Wilbert Weed (Octavia) are in