Barbarian Subclass: Path of the Corporate Ladder
Today’s my birthday, and like every year, I’m celebrating by dropping a brand-new subclass. I’ve been searching for a new job since January, and checking LinkedIn has basically become a daily side quest. It’s been a frustrating grind of rejections and ghosted applications, so I decided to channel all that energy into something creative instead and laugh at my own situation a little. And hey, if any recruiters happen to see this, yes, I’m available, I know how to do cool things and write stuff and all a lot more, I promise…
This subclass is definitely a joke, but that’s kind of the point. It’s designed for modern or urban settings, the perfect joke-character for your friend's one-shot, a barbarian who has truly had enough of corporate life, warriors that have traded pelts for polos.
Some barbarians find their rage in the wilderness, others find it in the fluorescent-lit jungle of the modern office. This is what happens when primal fury collides with performance reviews, passive-aggressive emails, and endless meetings.
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