(late at night in hatsville on black hat's island.)
black hat: that's it, that's his house. (a flashlight and video camera is pointed at a house and a dog can be heard barking in the distance.)
*knock, knock, knock* black hat: mr. Noel North. (camera looks up at the door for a moment showing the number 696 on it) *knock, knock, knock* "RELAX!" (is said slight muffled behind the door before it opens)
jingle hell: . . . *looking confused* did i win something?
black hat: my sources tell me you've been calling jack in the box, junk in the box.
jingle hell: so? Black hat: i take these things personally north.
jingle hell: get lost~~ *grabs door to shut it and almost shuts but black hat throws his palm up to stop it*
black hat: sure! just try my food. *a yellow gloved hand reaches over in view of the camera; holding a bag of jack in the box.* apologize, and i'll go.
jingle hell: i said BEAT IT CLOWN! *he pushes black hat back aggressively*
black hat: LISTEN PUNK! *he pushes back and forces his way into jingle hell's house* I'VE SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IMPROVING MY KITCHENS TO MAKE OUR BEST BURGERS EVER! *the camera follows behind as Black hat pushes jingle hell again until he's pushed against a wall with black hat in his face with his hands on him*
jingle hell: YOU'RE PSYCHO! *pushes him away and slight knocks the camera up*
*the camera runs and follows behind black hat as he runs towards jingle hell who's run pass the door into the yard; jingle hell tries to run through some metal trash cans but they get in his way and slow him down enough that black hat grabs him and tackles him down.*
?: oh yeah!~ *camera and flashlight turns to voice behind a chain-link fence* Insidious Spike: whoop him good black hat!~
*camera and flashlight turn back to black hat; who's got jingle hell held down on the ground in an arm bar hold behind hell's back and black hat's knee on his lower spine. jingle hell groans*
black hat: north!~~ *he holds out his hand before the yellow glove places in it an unwrapped burger.* you get to try my best burger ever! *black hat puts the burger in jingle hell's face and he takes a bite.* and all i want is your honest opinion!
black hat: really? you're not just saying that cause i'm kneeling on your spine.
jingle hell: no, no i shouldn't have dissed your food man, i'm sorry black hat.
black hat: . . . well i'm *he loosens the hold and pulls jingle hell up* sorry about the grass stains.
