ELEVEN INCORRECT QUOTES.
I wanted to post short writings about the Second Stage Children (based on headcanons, descriptions, etc.).
Today I’ll be focusing exclusively on the Zan.
Thanks in advance for reading. Enjoy! :)
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[ Incorrect quotes: Zan ].
1-. Fadam and Jips.
- Fadam: *Looking at the Giru team* Look, of they have strategy, we’ve got...
- Jips: Violence.
- Fadam: Exactly!
* (CONTEXT: Zan = VERY violent team).
2-. Zatan and Doris.
- Doris: *Writing down football strategies to cause mass panic*.
- Zatan: *Peeking over* Can I draw a dragon here?
* (CONTEXT: Doris is the team's brain. Zatan... The dumbest one, but comic relief).
3-. Garo and Haze.
- Garo: *Raising his voice* And that’s why we must crush Giru with honor and—!
- Haze: *From the bench, raising her fist* SHUT UP ALREADY!
- Garo: ... In short; we’ll beat the crap out of them.
* (CONTEXT: Garo = Saginuma 2. Haze's usually the one who shuts him up... With threats).
4-. Garo and Stia.
- Garo: We declare war!
- Stia: On who?
- Garo: *Pointing at everyone* Yes.
* (CONTEXT: Garo basically including everyone in the punch fest).
5-. Gigam and Sync.
- Sync: You know what this match is missing?
- Gigam: What?
- Sync: Explosions.
* (CONTEXT: Sync is a malicious pyromaniac. Also pulls dirty tricks).
6-. Rodeo and Sync.
- Sync: *Growling* I hate pink, I hate love, and I hate damn rainbows!
- Rodeo: *Eating chips* What about kittens?
- Sync: ... I tolerate them.
- Rodeo: *Nodding seriously* Wise choice.
* (CONTEXT: Sync HATES anything cute or cheesy. But kittens... Valid exception).
7-. Deos, Muddle and Zatan.
- Deos: On my signal, we all hit!
- Muddle: What signal?
- Zatan: *Knocks out Mhadoor* THIS ONE!
* (CONTEXT: Just pure violence... Especially with Zatan, who loves fights too much).
8-. Rude and Gigam.
- Rude: *Lifting Gigam like a potted plant* Look at this little... I mean, such a fierce opponent. Yes. Very tough.
- Gigam: PUT ME DOWN OR I’LL BITE YOU!
- Rude: *Thinking* (So fierce... So small... So adorable...).
* (CONTEXT: Rude is the big guy with a weakness for small things. And Gigam is tiny).
9-. Zanark and Garo.
- Garo: *Giving orders* We’ll crush everything in our path!
- Zanark: *Smiling* I thought you'd say that.
* (CONTEXT: Zanark being Zanark. Had to be here, since he’s the team’s captain too).
10-. Haze.
- Haze: *Watching the fight, points at Gigam* That’s my brother.
Five seconds later...
- Haze: *Smiling* What an embarrassment.
* (CONTEXT: Haze feeling secondhand embarrassment from her younger brother).
11-. Deos, Clutch, Rude and Torm.
- Clutch: *Pointing at a dress* If someone makes me wear THIS thing, I swear I’ll burn the locker room.
- Deos: I say she wears it.
- Torm: I say she burns it.
- Rude: I say... She’d look cute.
*Everyone stares at him*.
- Rude: IT’S A JOKE! DON’T HIT ME!
* (CONTEXT: Everyone judging the guy who shows off mid-game).
