ft. itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, bachira meguru, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, ness alexis
itoshi rin
you already know this man lives life like it’s a high-stakes final match, so when you casually drop the test in front of him… yeah. yeah.
he doesn’t even react at first. just stares at it. then at you. then back at it like it.
“this isn’t funny.”
his voice is low, serious, and there’s this sharp edge to it that makes you almost feel bad for 0.5 seconds. almost.
his brain is SPEEDRUNNING possibilities. timeline? protection? how did this happen? did he mess up? did you mess up? is he ready? (no.) does that matter? (also no.)
and then – this is the part that gets you – he just… exhales and straightens up like he’s already accepted it.
“we’ll figure it out.”
WHAT.
rin is already mentally rearranging his entire life. soccer? still priority. you? higher priority. kid? new ultimate responsibility unlocked.
he’s lowkey spiraling, but refuses to show it. instead, he starts asking practical questions like he’s preparing for war.
“when did you find out?” “did you take more than one test?” “we need to go to a doctor.”
he’s pacing. actually pacing. rin. pacing.
you start cracking. like you physically cannot hold it in anymore.
when you finally go “rin, it’s fake–” he just freezes.
dead silence.
“… what?”
the way his eyes narrow?? oh you’re done for.
he doesn’t yell. that’s the scary part.
he just walks up to you, takes the test, looks at it again like it offended him personally, then looks back at you.
“you think this is funny?”
you’re laughing. he’s not.
but later? later he’s holding you a little tighter than usual, face buried in your neck, quiet.
and you swear you hear him mutter, “don’t joke about that.”
(you scared him because he actually cares way more than he wants to admit.)
itoshi sae
you show him the test like you’re announcing the weather.
he looks at it for approximately 2 seconds.
“… shit, okay.”
THAT’S IT?????
you’re like ??? hello??? sir??? where is the reaction???
sae just leans back, completely unbothered, like you told him you’re out of milk.
“what do you want me to say?”
he’s not panicking. not shocked. not even confused.
just… processing. calmly.
“if it’s mine, we’ll deal with it.”
IF IT’S MINE???? BRO 😭
you smack his arm immediately and now he sighs like you’re the problem.
but here’s the thing – he’s already thinking ahead, too, he’s just not dramatic about it.
he’s calculating logistics, timing, your wellbeing, his career, all of it. silently.
he glances at you again, this time a little more focused.
“are you okay?”
and it’s so simple, but it hits.
like that’s his priority. not the situation, not himself – you.
which makes you feel a tiny bit guilty before you remember you’re committed to the bit.
you drag it out a little longer, acting nervous.
sae watches you carefully now, eyes sharper.
“you’re acting weird.”
uh oh.
you break. you start laughing.
“it’s a fake test, idiot–”
he just stares at you. long. hard stare.
then he exhales through his nose and leans forward, resting his chin on his hand.
“… you’re annoying.”
but he doesn’t look mad. just mildly inconvenienced.
HOWEVER he flicks your forehead. hard.
“don’t waste my time like that again.”
later though? he keeps glancing at you. quieter. softer.
like the idea didn’t bother him… but it definitely stuck.
nagi seishiro
you show him the test while he’s mid-game.
he pauses. looks at it. looks at you.
“huh.”
THAT’S IT. THAT’S HIS REACTION.
you’re like UM??? PROCESS???
nagi is staring at the test like it’s a new game mechanic he hasn’t unlocked yet.
“so what happens now?”
he’s not stressed. not freaking out. just… curious.
like this is mildly inconvenient but also kind of interesting.
“do we have to, like… buy stuff?”
you’re actually losing it.
he sets his controller down (this is how you know it’s serious btw).
“having a kid sounds like a lot of work.”
pause.
“but you’d help, right?”
you’re crying laughing at this point and he’s just watching you like “why are you laughing?”
when you finally tell him it’s fake, he just blinks.
“oh.”
another pause.
“you’re mean.”
not angry. just mildly betrayed.
he flops back onto the bed dramatically.
“i was already thinking about names.”
YOU WERE WHAT.
you’re like ??? “name one.”
“i don’t know. something easy. maybe kiryu or yuna.”
of course names based off video game characters…
later he clings to you more than usual, low energy, but extra touchy.
“don’t scare me like that again.”
and he says it so quietly you almost miss it.
mikage reo
this one… this one is CINEMA.
you show him the test and he IMMEDIATELY goes into CEO mode.
“okay.”
already standing up. already grabbing his phone.
“we’re scheduling an appointment. private clinic. no waiting.”
you’re like WAIT–
“and don’t worry about anything, i’ll handle it.”
HE’S PACING. FULL PACING.
he’s listing things under his breath like he’s planning a business merger.
“healthcare, living arrangements, schedule adjustments, personal OB/GYN–”
BUDDY SLOW DOWN.
then he stops and looks at you, expression softening instantly.
“hey… are you okay?”
and now he’s right in front of you, hands on your shoulders, so gentle it gives you emotional whiplash.
“you don’t have to be scared. i’ve got you, alright?”
oh. oh no.
you almost fold right there because WHY IS HE SO SWEET ABOUT THIS.
he pulls you into a hug, resting his chin on your head.
“we’ll figure everything out together.”
yeah you feel like a villain now.
you still confess though because the guilt is eating you alive.
“so reo, this is actually fake–”
silence.
he pulls back slowly.
“i’m sorry?”
you’re laughing nervously now.
he just stares at you like his soul left his body for a second.
then he exhales and rubs his face.
“you–”
he actually laughs. like disbelief.
“you’re unbelievable.”
but he’s not mad. just… recovering.
he flicks your forehead (why do they all do this??)
“do you know how fast i just reorganized my entire life?”
later though? he’s holding your hand, thumb rubbing circles absentmindedly
quieter. thoughtful.
“you’d tell me for real… right?”
and yeah. you would.
and he knows that.
bachira meguru
you show him the test and he tilts his head like a confused golden retriever.
“… eh?”
he takes it from your hand, squints at it, flips it around like maybe it’ll change answers.
“… does this mean… there’s a baby monster?”
HELP??
you’re trying so hard not to laugh because he looks genuinely curious, not even scared.
“is it ours?”
BABES WHO ELSE’S WOULD IT BE???
but then it hits him.
his eyes go wide, like really wide, and suddenly he’s bouncing a little on his feet.
“wait wait wait, so we made a tiny human?? that’s amazing!!”
he’s smiling. SMILING.
you expected panic. you got excitement.
he starts rambling about how the baby would probably be weird (affectionate), maybe talk to his “monster,” maybe kick a ball super early (basically be a mini version of him).
“i’ll teach them dribbling before they can walk!”
sir please.
then he just casually hugs you, squeezing tight, cheek pressed against yours.
“we’ll have fun as parents, won’t we?”
… and now you feel like the worst person alive.
you break immediately, laughing and telling him it’s fake.
he freezes.
“fake…?”
pause.
“… so no baby monster?”
he’s absolutely disappointed. full pout. lower lip out and everything.
“you’re meannnn…”
but five minutes later he’s already back to clinging onto you, giggling.
“next time, don’t prank me… unless it’s funnier.”
(he absolutely would’ve been the happiest dad btw.)
shidou ryusei
you show him the test and this man’s brain goes ONE place.
“YO???”
he snatches it out of your hand, eyes lighting up like you just told him he scored a hat trick.
“we made a whole ASS human???”
he is GRINNING. like feral. like this is the best news of his life.
you’re like WAIT–
“that means i’m that good, huh?”
omg.
he’s already hyping himself up, pacing around like he just unlocked a new achievement.
“damn, kid’s gonna be insane. my genes? your genes? we cooked.”
BRO PLEASE RELAX.
then he grabs you, lifts you up slightly like you weigh nothing, spinning you once.
“this is crazy!!!”
you’re literally panicking because why is he so HAPPY about this.
you expected chaos. you got… celebration chaos.
then he suddenly stops, sets you down, and crouches slightly, staring at your stomach.
“yo.”
no. absolutely not.
“you better be strong in there, alright?”
YOU’RE DONE. YOU CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.
you start laughing, pushing him away.
“i was just joking actually–”
silence.
he slowly looks up at you.
“you were joking.”
you nod, still laughing.
he stares for a second, then lets out the most dramatic groan.
“BOOOO!!”
throws himself back onto the couch like his life is ruined.
“i was ready to be a legendary dad, man…”
five seconds later he’s already over it, pulling you down with him.
“you owe me for that though.”
you’re like ??? “how.”
“round two.”
NAHHH.
karasu tabito
you show him the test and he immediately narrows his eyes.
“ya serious?”
he takes it, examines it like he’s trying to find the catch.
because there HAS to be one.
his brain is too sharp for this. he’s already suspicious.
“ya don’t look shocked enough.”
uh oh.
you try to act nervous, but he’s watching you way too closely.
“when did ya take it?”
“this morning–”
“and ya waited this long to tell me?”
STOP HE’S CLOCKING YOU.
he sighs, running a hand through his hair.
“if this is real, we gotta think this through.”
he’s not panicking, but he’s definitely calculating.
“school, career, timing… tsk.”
then he looks at you again, softer this time.
“ya okay though?”
and that’s when your act almost breaks.
but he squints again, stepping closer.
“… nah.”
oh no.
he leans down slightly, eye level with you, smirking just a little.
“yer messing with me, aren’t ya?”
BUSTED.
you start laughing.
he clicks his tongue, shaking his head.
“yer terrible, y’know that?”
but he’s smirking now, flicking your forehead lightly.
“almost had me for a second.”
later he pulls you into his side, casual as ever.
“don’t joke about big stuff like that too much.”
but he’s smiling, so you’re safe.
kaiser michael
oh this is dangerous.
you show him the test and he just… stares at it.
then he laughs.
not happy. not amused. just… sharp.
“is this supposed to be funny?”
you feel the energy shift IMMEDIATELY.
kaiser doesn’t do well with things that threaten his control.
and this? this is a whole situation he didn’t plan.
he takes the test slowly, turning it between his fingers.
“you expect me to believe this?”
his eyes flick up to you, piercing.
“you’re smarter than that.”
you’re sweating now.
he steps closer, tilting your chin up slightly.
“or are you testing me?”
his tone is calm, but there’s tension under it, something sharp and unreadable.
you break. instantly.
“it’s fake–”
silence.
he studies your face for a long second.
then he exhales, almost like a laugh, but softer this time.
“pathetic.”
RUDE???
but he lets go of your chin, shaking his head.
“if you want my attention, there are easier ways.”
YOU WERE VERY ATTENTIVE JUST NOW??? 🙄
later though… he’s quieter.
watching you more closely than usual.
and when you catch him, he just smirks.
“don’t play with things you can’t handle.”
(translation: you rattled him and he hates that.)
ness alexis
you show him the test and he immediately freezes.
like… completely freezes.
“… wha?”
his voice is so small it almost hurts.
he takes the test with slightly shaky hands, staring at it like it might disappear.
“this… this can’t be…”
oh. oh no.
you feel bad instantly because ness is SPIRALING.
his thoughts are racing, and none of them are good.
kaiser. expectations. his place in everything. your future. everything is colliding at once.
“what are we going to do?”
he looks at you, genuinely lost.
like he needs you to tell him what happens next.
and that’s what breaks you.
you grab his hands quickly, laughing nervously.
“this was just a prank, ness–”
he blinks. once. twice.
“... fake?”
you nod.
there’s a long pause.
then he exhales shakily, shoulders dropping.
“that’s not funny.”
he’s not mad. just… shaken.
he sits down, running a hand through his hair.
“please don’t do that again… i’ll wear double protection next time, i don’t care–”
you sit next to him, apologizing, and he just leans into you slightly.
quiet. clingy. like he just needs a second to recalibrate.
Possible spoilers for RE9.... I guess??? Idk don't look up resident evil requiem if you didn't want spoilers... 😔
For some context, I play some of the RE games in front of my mom and talk about it a lot about the series and I was mentioning that everyone is wondering about who Leon's wife is.
This was our convo in the car🙏:
Me: I personally think if Leon's wife was someone we already know, then it would be Ada but I also feel like she would reject him because they're always on opposing sides and need to focus on their work or something. Maybe Leon married some random lady or something to forget about Ada. 🤔
My Mom: But what if Leon doesn't have a wife, what if he has a husband? Maybe he's gay! 🫢
Me: Yeah that could be too. There's been people shipping Chris and Leon that I have been seeing. I mean, there is a scene at the end of RE9 where Leon is like smiling while talking about Chris. 😗
My Mom: See? I feel like Leon and Chris is more likely to happen than Ada and Leon. Also Chris seems like he would like men. 🤔
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In conclusion, if my mom said it's happening, it's happening! (Also thought the emojis would add more context LOL)
(Also I'm not trying to start any shipping wars or anything. I like Chreon, Aeon, a bunch of the other ships out there right now. I'm multi shipper so most goes for me. I was just discussing what Capcom would prob do lol)
