#jo crystals

[numberfiveman]

@the-muppet-joker @muppetjokernumbertwofan

I belive I have found a power stronger than gonzo batmans which can reverse number twos soul curse...

[pebblewonkle]

Magic is real now, pick yours:

JO Crystals

Astrology

Healing Crystals

Shifting

Doing Really Hard Drugs

Etsy Witchery

Holiday Spirit

Virginity Wizardry

Voting ended onDec 13, 2023

[thetardigrape]

I need you to know that I saw that ed/izzy art and immediately was like "is izzy wearing a JO crystal necklace" and it's all your fault!

<3 <3 <3

no listen, I accept only partial responsibility for that, most of the blame is on @noumenaut and their fic i have seen it glow

but I'm very pleased to be thought of as a JO crystal prostelytizer 💎✊

[fishbug]

Kup and his crystals.

[the-skyentist-blog]

[12:11:35 AM] 100% Y OU ARE A BONER KILLER: imagine you're jacking off and your crystal starts glowing and shit and then a theme song starts and you start transforming into a magical girl and your whole neighborhood comes out wondering wtf is going on

[warriorthiefclericmage]

Jesus so many craiglist ads for "JO ONLY, SOME TOUCHING BUT NO MORE. I'M NOT GAY" like you put an add out to fucking jerk it with some dudes, but no homo I see

[savagelyaverage]

I've got a big box of crystals and all night to find out which one resonates best with my j/o frequency.

[obese-cats]

serious question tho

is it possible for a girl to help you charge your JO crystal