Too weab for my own good.

Please send help.

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[lunellum]

My personal go-to is "rotten log"

[bruzum]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[awraith]

This reads like I would have found it in a Necromancer's lair

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[heinousier-bitch]

Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

[kinuko]

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[blaurascon]

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

[zegalba]

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[timebendinglunatic]

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

[earthnation]

my bad damn

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kinkyrius]

[himynamesisnotemail]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

We're always saying "i've never had a unique experience" on here but on Reddit every day someone has a genuine unique experience

[pacificrim-archive]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[bloodclotbitch]