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youre so so right about odd squad, and ill be thinking about it

stuff i watched a ton of as a kid were handy manny, chuggington, and both barbie and bratz movies, though equestria girls is also super super good when i wanna be small. dunno what hermits any of those make me think of tho :(

This ask is in reference to this post!

Handy Manny: Completely going on vibes, I feel like it is quite Bdubs and Tango. The way that Handy Manny is feels very much like Bdubs and Tango. Gem and False are a big fan of the tools, I remember the tools bugging each other all the time and when it comes to annoying friends they enjoy that.

Chuggington: I feel the same about this show as I do Thomas the Tank Engine and it would 100% be a Keralis show, especially after watching his Create series. Impulse is also a fan because its trains.

I do fear I have great correlation between engineering and construction to redstone. Redstone is Minecraft engineering, is it not?

Barbie Movies: (This is talking about the 2000s-2010s Barbie movies not THE Barbie Movie) There is so many Barbie movies I feel like everyone has one that they like at least a little if they admit it or not. Barbie Nutcracker is 100% a yearly watch in the holiday season. There has definitely been a group watch through of all of them that totally wasn't started by Gem and Lizzie and very quickly gained a lot of people.

This is everyone's favorite that they will admit to

JoeHills: Barbie: Fairytopia & Mermaidia. Bibble is the most Joe Hills character that has ever Joe Hills'ed

Gem: Barbie in a Mermaid Tale. This isn't projecting (total not my favorite barbie movie) She loves the water and total try to get Lizzie to dye her hair after finishing the movie. They were busted by Joel and Impulse. Also Princess Charm School because of her Empires s1 bit as a magic educator.

Cleo: Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princess. It's a classic and beautiful fashion. A Fairy Secret is a very close second.

Pearl: Barbie: The Princess & The Popstar. Everyone tried to get her to like Princess and the Pauper as much as she likes this movie but it hasn't worked yet.

Lizzie (not a Hermit but I do what I want): Barbie and the Three Musketeers. Super girl power movie and she loves the kitty side kick.

Imp & Skizz: Barbie & the Diamond Castle. They love the scene of those dogs dancing the 2000s animation style really does it. And the rest of the movie is great too.

Bdubs: Will not admit to liking any specific movie but will consistently sing the Preminger "It's a temporary setback" song from Princess & The Pauper. He's not alone in this but he's the only one that would get caught.

Equestria Girls: Bdubs. He doesn't care, a horse is a horse. He did drag Etho into it, and Etho is in it now.

I never watched the Bratz movies so I don't know what they are about/who would like them so have a bonus.

Monster High (Kinda in the same realm of Barbie & Bratz): Easy answer, Cleo, obviously!! I feel like Ren would also enjoy this (Werewolf!Ren anybody?)

Can we tell which piece of media here I loved most as a child? Its definitely the one I didn't stop talking about.

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Unfortunately the rulers of Tumblr don’t want to let me answer this ask like normal?? I don’t know… This is the best I have. I wrote out my whole response and then it didn’t save :(

Little!Joe Hills, my beloved

The silliest obviously!! CGs are always giggling or trying their best to keep a straight face (Cleo is trying their hardest).

The any pronouns stay regardless of age. If someone isn’t any-ing enough Joe will fight. That fight is usually small blocks being thrown at shins from across the room.

She loves digging!! If you couldn’t tell by their season 10 base. Most of the digging was done regressed with a CG nearby to make sure he wasn’t overdoing it and had plenty of water.

Drawing is definitely a favorite of theirs. The Juppet and BeetleJHost (spelling?) are reoccurring characters along with JoePumpkins in the fall months. All the hermits are on the search for the perfect chroma green marker. Zed is almost there if only it would stop exploding.

He loves a museum. Whether it be her own science museum or the fan art gallery a nice stroll is always welcome with this little one. Joe does like the zoo but it’s a little noisier. They typically stick to on-world museums because off of hermitcraft have too many people to be comfortably little.

CG!Joe Hills

Almost nothing phases them. His littles could be foaming at the mouth and levitating and Joe would be convinced everything is fine and they just need a nap.

Very theatrical but definitely gets way sillier than the others. You think it’s going to be a normal story or puppet show but Joe always has an unpredictable twist.

Does not baby voice. She will keep their normal speaking voice and just explain things that way. He’ll explain things that the littles might already understand as a way to keep them engaged and little.

Loves caring for a baby! They love all their littles but in baby space its so nice to just chat to them while they babble and take them around to place in hermit homedel that need more work.

The littles all have a spot together in hermit homedel. They can build whatever they want and they all really enjoy it. Joe sets out museum quality signs to signify who made what (and sometimes what it is or if it has a name). There’s a lot of notable builds, mainly towers and squares, but there is a lovely creeper hole provided by Scar.

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There's a whole blog for this ?! Yo hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Wait actually I got one. Yknow how some adults just be talking to babies like their full grown adults having conversations about taxes and stuff

Joe and Cleo & anyone small

Immaculate vibes

I've actually talked about this before!! These headcanons about Joe Hills cover that and here is Cleo's! I actually didn't realize I talked about this with both of them already until I went looking for it.

There is a art (I can't find it, I saw it on TikTok originally) of some of the hermits (c!) with Lizzie and Joel's baby. It was super cute and Cleo's part was talking about like development in babies.

Joe is talking to the babies because they want to be talking about whatever. Whether that be his projects like her movie set or bad TV prompts they're planning or a game they are interested in streaming.

Cleo is more talking for support of learning and naturally they just talk about what they are doing. Cleo has picked up a vocabulary book to find new and different words that way the littles are still learning.

Doc and Mumbo are also part of the just talking to babies like adults but for different reasons. Doc likes to explain redstone like he would in his videos to his littles because even if they know lots of redstone Doc's is so game breaking it is confusing regardless.

Mumbo however, is just because he doesn't know how else to talk to someone. Geese was a very big topic for the last month even if Mumbo isn't at his base.

If you are looking for headcanons about specific hermits (or not hermits) here's a masterpost with all the links! I recently updated it

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there’s only three types of babies: biters, hair chewers, and thumb suckers

definitive list of what each of the hermits are with no resoning

biters: Cub, Doc, Grian, JoeHills, Ren, Scar, Joel

hair chewers: False, Gem, Zed

thumb suckers: Bdubs, Etho, Impulse, Jevin, Mumbo, Pearl, Tango, Xisuma

Hypno, Keralis, Beef, and xB are uncategorized because I feel as though I can not characterize them properly. Feel free to assign them a group as you see fit.