Evil headcanons 😈 GO!
😶 Little!False has verbal shutdowns often, either for a few hours or even days depending on her stress levels. She is used to being shamed for not speaking so when she is suggested to write on paper or use cards, False is joyfully surprised. AAC user for sure.
🏳️⚧️ Little! Rendog regresses and age dreams to gain back the girlhood she never got(Yes, transfemme Rendog!!!). Also, she likes to get her hair decorated and pretty-ed up, even if the braiding process is quite stressful and often painful :( tight curled hair can be hard to take care of for such a little pup!
🥸 CG! Joe Hills loves to do puppet shows for meows littles!(neopronouns user Joe Hills btw) Bark gets to act very silly and dramatic, and glitter gets the lovely reward of plentifull giggles in response.
🧶 CG! ZombieCleo is the #1 go-to hermit if any stuffies are torn or ripped. They also enjoy making small crocheted toys for her littles as well. Plus, if Joe Hills needs repairs, grr gets an excuse to visit her.
🤕 Little! Beef often overworks himself on the farm and hides his regression. So a caregiver will have to come visit to get him to relax and regress. Despite being diagnosed with an anxiety disorder and athsma, Beef still avoids taking breaks and asking for help. Bonus headcanon: Beef likes to sing.
👌 Little! Grian stuggles with skin picking and trichotilomania(hair plucking), so caregivers often have to pull his hands away from his face or busy his hands with a fidget; especially while watching shows or relaxing when there isn’t much for Grian to do.
💡 Little! Bdubs is scared of the dark so he needs a nightlight anywhere he’s sleeping. His main caregiver’s are always prepared with spare nightlights for sleepovers. Bdubs’ favorite are the ones that project pretty pictures onto the ceiling, but he’ll accept normal lame ones just fine.
🍂 Little! Jevin often gets dirty with dust and leaves on his outdoor adventures. When he is big, he notices pretty easily and can get cleaned up by himself; but when small, he will come home super messy and only realize once someone points it out. Jevin is very unbalanced while small too and has bad proprioception, so he often needs help from a caregiver to get all clean; it makes him feel smaller and delicate.
😤 Little! Wels can be very bossy during playtime. Although, he likes to play protective or knight-like roles for pretend.
🫣 Little! Xisuma prefers to play by themself—they feel out of place and confused often when playing with others. If they were to pick a character to play for “house”, it would be the dog.
📖 CG! Scar loves to sneak starwars comics into storytime. Despite how fun his starwars dolls- I mean, “figures” are, they are strictly off limits to littles—unless they do puppy-dog eyes, then they are allowed but they have to be careful and he will be watching very closely.
I don’t want to do too many, so I’ll end it here :3 enjoy!!!
Evil?? These are more just optimal silly headcanons. These are just the sillies!!
Little!Ren is so known for being a destroyer of clothing. They have sharp teeth and will rip holes or leave punctures in neck holes and sleeves. Not just their own… Sometimes CGs will peacefully be cuddling with a sleepy Rendog and wake up with a serious hole in their shirt. That’s why Doc’s lab coat looks like that.
Falsie when she gets overwhelmed is a scribbler. Accidentally colored out the lines? Scribble over the whole page. Doesn’t like how a drawing is? She’s scribbling. She loves scribbling and likes how they look.
Love transfemme!Ren !! She loves getting her hair brushed by their CGs. Sometimes hairdos are too much to deal with. She also loves getting her nails painted nice and sparkly.
ZombieCleo’s is totally the stuffie repair place! Cleo will talk to the little all about what’s going on and remind them that it doesn’t hurt the stuffie. The little gets lots of cuddles from Cleo while they cuddle their freshly repaired stuffie. Cleo knows that an injured stuffie can be really upsetting for a baby.
Beef does cow cuddling!! Either when he’s little or with his littles. The cows love to cuddle. Whenever it’s baby season the cows, goats, and chickens are always surrounded by littles that want to hold and pet the babies. Beef has his neighbors to watch and make sure everyone is behaving well if he wants to regress too. Goat yoga was not as much of a success as cow cuddles since goat hooves hurt a little when they stand on you (personal experience)
Skin picking is especially difficult to deal with when you also have feathers. Grian’s need to pick his skin gets really bad whenever they get pin feathers. CGs have tried picky pads and all kinds of fidgets. They don’t work the same because it’s the feeling that he wants the most. He also struggles with nail biting but that can be taken care of with a teether.
Bdubs and Gem are both big with the nightlights!! Gem has one of those light up worms that play music incase she wakes up and the night light is off. Or if she regresses by herself when she doesn’t have it turned on. Bdubs leaves his nightlights on all the time. He has a horse shaped one in his hallways!
Little!Pearly is a serial haircutter when it cones to dolls. All her Barbies are getting bobs and pixies. False loves it because she has shorter hair and the dolls hair is usually longer than hers is.
Little! Cleo and Gem are big weird barbie people. They color their hair and dress them in weird outfits. The weird girlies (gender neutral) have the silly barbies!
Little!Joel is a strange one! He eats the strangest things. You can’t leave him alone with chapstick or tubes of toothpaste, they will be gone or with serious teeth marks. Arts and crafts needs to be watched well. Non-Toxic paint is a necessary! Foam sheets and colored paper with bite marks has only one person behind it.
Xisuma and Grian like to draw really creepy things together. Drawing shadow people for fun while giggling and comparing their drawings is a regular. Scar does this too but he’s more looking for someone to understand what he remembers :(
Little!Tango loves cheating at games! Or well, “making his own rules” to games. Some people have different ways of playing Uno (stacking, skips, ect.) but Tango does it for every game. Usually to give himself double turns.
I’m loving writing headcanons right now because I have asks! So if there’s more of something you want, ask for it!! I love writing for y’all so let me know what you want <3
