#joeybirch

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Now you can finally have the full set of Owl Creek spouses! Especially Jonah Gilbert, @saartje77.

Colel Poncio: Dog Person, Technology Lover, Can't Stand Art, Hydrophobic, Disciplined. Knowledge, 5/8/4/5/3

Jonah Gilbert: Athletic, Hopeless Romantic, Perceptive, Good Sense of Humor. Family/Popularity, 3/8/8/7/9

Joey Birch: Loves the Outdoors, Savvy Sculptor, Gourmet, Friendly, Gatherer. Family, 4/4/4/7/6

Java Mohinder: Artistic, Dramatic, Ambitious, Shy, Narcissist. Knowledge, 5/5/3/8/4

Everyone comes packaged with their own face details but in Maxis hair and clothing. (Colel also comes with a custom skin, but you can just unclick that if you don’t want it!)

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“I was grateful. Because you’re fire babe. Like, if you hadn’t gone around looking like someone’s dad or a lost dentist, maybe everyone else would have noticed you were the hottest guy on campus. Instead it was just me ogling you. And for a while I thought you were just a pretty face with a really unfortunate hair cut.”

“It’s not too late for me to cancel out my action, Beckett.”

“Hush. See, then I got to know you. And I found out that you liked hiking, and that you were super into into baking blogs, and that you might want to date me because I was a marine biology major and future dad, and not just because I was the hottest guy on the dance team. And it was like, thank Watcher this fascinating, adorable stud-muffin dresses like he cares about his personal appearance out of respect for himself and the people around him way more than any college student in the history of time, because otherwise there is no way I’ll be able to trick him into falling in love with me.”

“You’re so very strange, sometimes.”

“Whatever. You’re stuck with me.”

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“I have this confession to make.”

“This is the right time for it, I suppose. Is this a fair warning kind of thing? Last chance to back out?”

“No. It’s going to be cute. Don’t interrupt.”

“I actually liked how you dressed like a middle-aged accountant while we were in college.”

“That can not possibly be true.”

“Okay, fine, ‘liked’ is a strong term.”

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“So? You like my new shades?”

“Oh, yes. Very stylish.”

“Hmmm, stylish enough to marry? Right here and now?”

“Sure! . . . Wait, really?”

“Really. Why not? I want to be married, don’t you?”

“I-I do.”

“Wow, hold your horses, Jo, we’re not at that part yet.”

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“How are you feeling? Did the trip upset the baby? Oh, I think it kicked!”

“I think it’s happy to be here.”

“I’d be happy to be here if it wasn’t six million degrees out. I’m gonna go change into something that I won’t literally die in, brb.”

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“I’m going to miss having my bump buddy around, Birch. Who’s going to make lobster ravioli at two AM for me now?”

“I wrote down the recipe for you.”

“Hmmph.”

“You sure you don’t want us to make the trip with you? Help you unpack?”

“Gotta rip that bandage off, right?”

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"You’ll have to forgive me if my story is less cute than yours.”

“Beckett. The first time I saw you I thought you were pretty much perfect. And I liked everything about you and I wanted everything about you. Really the only glaring flaw you had was that you didn't seem to want me back.”

” I've never been more happy to be wrong."

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“Joeeeey!”

“Wait, were you serious?”

“I know it’s a little sudden-”

“It’s very sudden!”

“-and I know we talked about waiting until we have our own place but what if we . . . didn’t do that.”

“ . . . Zoe! Take your child please, I'm suddenly busy.”