#johnart

[lokijiro]

John : We just started drinking, and the Holmes brothers are wrecked.

Greg : They're such lightweights. Let's put them here!

John : G. . . Greg! Are these two angels. . . or goddesses. . . !?

Greg : They're such beautiful brothers if only they keep their mouths shut!! Let's film them!

John : Oh, look at Sherlock! He's sniffing Mycroft!

Sherlock : This smell fills me with longing??? It makes me comfortable. It's safe. It fills me with longing. I want to hug him. Who is it? He's warm. He's someone I can be a child with? It fills me with longing. It's a good smell. I want to hug him!

Sherlock : Mycey <3

John : G. . . Greg! I'm seeing something I shouldn't. . .

Greg : Shh! We must film them!!

by えい

[john-liberal]

this is my magnum opus

[fruitsoftheweb]

Slug Houdini Compressed “A finite element slug, with finite maggots inside. Big slug gotta slither.“

[lokijiro]

John : Yes yes, stop being lovey-dovey like this!

Mycroft & Sherlock : We are not being lovey-dovey!!

John : You have such a close relationship that you're synchronised.

by えい

[lokijiro]

John : Sherlock Holmes here has been monitored by his older brother for over thirty years (and he is currently being monitored as we speak). He is the ultimate expert of being watched over. If you have any questions, please ask him.

Sherlock : Being watched over is my speciality.

by えい

[rocknrollerskates]

AUGH OH GOD OH GOD NO NO NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME NOOOO....

[rocknrollerskates]

diagram of me eating a whole pizza last night

[rocknrollerskates]

this is what i have decided