#johnposting

[guiltycrunch]

which commontongue swearword do yall think the half-foots call themselves that they now cant say because of having to actually interact with people who only speak common

[john-liberal]

i’ll krill you. you won’t resprawn. shrimpleton

[archvileenthusiast]

Poop from a butt

[littlelegsholmes]

I never knew why I liked such a random aray of things but I realised all the best things have one thing in common. Someone named John.

Jon sims, John doe, John Peters you know the farmer, john lennon, John watson and the list goes on

[metalheart-in-leather]

i finished this john and tim dressed as uncle bob and rodrigo 4 oomf

[latewife]

How Ive been looking at our laptop drunk as hell trying to play Hotline kiami

[entropic-saudade]

A study in Dad

[key0-m0ve-al0ng]

You hoes WISH u were as well-adjusted as we are (lying)