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Dick Tracy: You really do have to get over this thing with your mum - you're not Hamlet. Stop being Hamlet.

Johnny Adonis: Well, all right, I'll stop being Hamlet when you stop being...

Dick Tracy, thinking: He can't think of a Shakespearean character!

Johnny Adonis: ... a massive twat.

Dick Tracy, thinking: Ha! He couldn't even think of Romeo! Romeo's easy!

#incorrect dick tracy quotes #dick tracy #johnny adonis #source: peep show

Johnny Adonis: What if... the mitochondria... isn't the powerhouse of the cell?

Dick Tracy: Well, mitochondria is a plural, the singular is “mitochondrion”. So, technically, the mitochodria isn’t the powerhouse, the mitochondria are the powerhouses.

Johnny Adonis: Shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd. Want a fucking diploma? Want a fucking diploma? I have so many sexy girlfriends that I fuck daily, and I'm not a fucking nerd. Go fuck yourself.

#incorrect quotes #dick tracy #johnny adonis #source: tumblr

Not man enough? NOT MAN ENOUGH?! I have three Y chromosomes, six adams apples, pecs on my abs, and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!

Johnny Adonis, trying to prove his manhood

#incorrect dick tracy quotes #johnny adonis #source: gravity falls

Dick Tracy: We're all on the same side here. We all hate Flattop. We all want to survive the night. You've all seen me naked.

Johnny Adonis: ...I haven't seen...

#incorrect dick tracy quotes #dick tracy #johnny adonis #source: izombie

Sam Catchem: Can we please just talk about the giant elephant in the room?

Johnny Adonis: Your sexuality?

#incorrect quotes #sam catchem #johnny adonis #source: glee

Johnny Adonis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. “Me and Dick”? Didn’t you mean “Dick and I”?

Sam Catchem: Oh, god.