I’m not jealous of John’s relationship with Lestrade I just don’t see why they feel it’s necessary to keep from shagging at Baker Street. They’ve been together for six months now and not once have they come back to the flat to have sex. It’s not like it would bother me and if it did I could always leave for a while. I mean I kick John out of the flat pretty often to go to my mind palace so it’s only fair that I have to vacate from time to time as well.
I bet they think that if they come back here to shag I’ll ask them to be part of some sex experiment which I have to watch or record.
That sounds like them now, that’s right I told John I’d be at Bart’s tonight, I should hide, well not hide exactly but get out of their way. I’ll go to my room, keep the lights off until they’ve gone to John’s then just stay there until they’re finished and act like I didn’t hear anything. That’s exactly what I’ll do.
They haven’t gone up to John’s room yet. Are they going to do it in the living room? They better not use my chair, I would have noticed if they’d done it there before. Wouldn’t I? Of course I would have. I see and observe. That’s what I do.
It sounds like they’re moving upstairs now. Good, the sound will be more muffled if they’re in John’s room.
I wonder if they’re always this loud? Does John call Lestrade by his first name or his last when he comes? I shouldn’t be thinking about this. This is exactly why they never shag here. I should leave or I’ll sit here in the dark trying to deduce the sex they’re having.
John is definitely on top, from the sound the bed is making likely lowering himself onto Lestrade’s cock. Greg’s cock. That was definitely a Greg. I shouldn’t do this. It’s an invasion of their privacy. I’m just going to get up and leave the flat as soon as I take care of this erection I seem to have developed.
Oh god, Lestrade has John on his back now. They’re picking up their pace. Wait for me. I’m close, so close and I’ve barely even touched myself yet. Hiding was a mistake. I should have let them know I was here and offered to leave if they intended to have sex.
Does John let Lestrade stroke him to completion or does he do it himself? I bet he lets Lestrade do it, making him come from inside and out. That’s the John I know. And Lestrade is probably rougher as he gets closer to release.
Any minute now, that’s it, yes, good. At least I managed not to make too much noise as I came. Considering how loud they were they probably still don’t know I’m here. I’m just going to take a quick nap and then I’ll leave for a while and come back.
I wonder if Mycroft’s cameras and other various recording devices picked any of that up. I don’t need the video, just the audio. I’ll tell him it’s for an experiment.
It’s morning. I slept all night. Oops. I wonder if Lestrade is still here. I should get dressed, maybe just my dressing gown and pajamas. Definitely more than just my bed sheet don’t know how my body will react to seeing them in the flesh after last night.
"Morning Sherlock," John says greeting me. He hasn’t dressed either. Neither has Lestrade. Since when did he start keeping clothes here? They both look very pleased with themselves. They can’t possibly know that I was home last night, can they?
"Morning," I reply. They know, they definitely know I got off on hearing then get off.
"Sherlock, are you alright?" John asks me. Of course I’m not alright I got off on you and Lestrade shagging last night and I have no idea what I’m supposed to do about it.
"If this is about last night it’s fine. It’s good actually. We all know relationships aren’t your area but if you’re interested," John explains hesitantly.
"Interested?" I ask thinking I must have misheard him.
"Interested in us," Lestrade chimes in from the living room, "you weren’t nearly as quiet as you thought you were."
"Well he wasn’t," Lestrade replies defensively and John chuckles. I finally see why they work as a couple and I think, I think I want to be a part of that.
"Nothing ventured nothing gained," I agree and they both seem pleased with my decision. Truthfully I’m pleased as well.
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