#joke!!!!!

[aquitainequeen]

Passed some pigeons snacking on some tossed pieces of bread, many of which were green with mould, and at first I was thinking 'Come on, mate, if you have to feed the birds some bread it should at worst be stale' but then I thought 'technically it's free penicillin' so now I'm conflicted

[fivetrench]

Trenchlings this is it for me. I have a fever of 102° and my ear hurts so bad I feel like my ear drum is going to explode. My lips are pale and I'm shivering. This is the last you'll hear from me.

[luminarytex]

teehee

[viscericorde]

been feeling my faith in 2025 frankenstein steadily lagging bc of the amount of fanart just straight up beauty-and-the-beast-ifying elizabeth and the creature, time to watch a video essay so that a youtuber can determine my opinion for me

[hacked-by-jake]

The stuff in your bio(?) makes me think you ARE the real Jake working for Everbyte pretending to be a fangirl that is just vibing with the fans lol

Anon, really, I wish it was true, but unfortunately no, I’m really just a fangirl. Even if I would like to be Jake and work for Everbyte. 🥲

But at least I'm vibing with you, that’s the most important thing for me. 😌

No, okay, jokes aside, I had to insert the disclaimer again because it happened again that people thought I was really Jake. This has already happened several times before, so I had to put it back in my description.

So I promise you all that I’m not the real Jake and I won’t suddenly emerge from my hiding and say: "Surprise, I am Jake" 😂😅

[ch1pj4ck]

share this post to deal 50 psychic damage to someone that fucking hates mayonnaise

[joebishop]

this shipping shit is easy