#joke ad

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[unusuallysized-nsfw]

G/t July 2023 Day 23: Weapon

I could joke about the shrink virus being a bioweapon, or just make a schematic for a shrink ray but heres a silly AD instead...

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[rustedunorthodox]

A spoof ad on the brand GODIVA this was fun

[krissiefox]

Clean your ass! I like this video.

[saltyermilk]

Well be right back with your funni posts

After today's sponsor!

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[funfanstuff]

They're lesbians, Harold