#jokeposts

[fictionkinfessions]

"my daughter is fine" your daughter is several dozen fictional characters in a trenchcoat. and most of them are men.

/silly

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[arcadiabaytornado]

The Sacrifice Arcadia Bay Ending: Do you have anything you want to say to women?

The Sacrifice Chloe Ending: I'm sorry women.

[beanieman]

Will we ever get a beanieman face reveal

No. You will have to gather clues about my appearance from random statements I make about my looks when I decide to overshare on Tumblr.com.

[crow-quet]

hope nobody's made this joke yet

anyways i love owlnose he's so funny

[loopy-harbor]

shock me like an electra eel

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Attention: I have breached containment. Don't panic, I'm just getting a sandwich

[tiredbluejay]

My lasagna pan has a message for all the tops out there.

[ID: a closeup of a tin baking pan with the words “SUPPORT THE BOTTOM” stamped into it]

[idoljuno]

I'm rewatching peewee's playhouse for the first time in 12 years and I fucking swear if I kin the pterodactyl I will scream and the kin police are going to kill me on sight