#jolene bailey

[jillybean2011]

Thought I would share more of my rendition of Momma Bailey. This time it’s my speculation of where she was during ‘Big As Texas’. R.I.P. Clay and Daddy Bailey. You will be missed.

[mosq-on-wall]

The Bride and her ugly Groom

Jk Daddy Bailey is ight BUT HIS WIFE THOOOOO OMGGGGG!!!!

FANART OF @jillybean2011 Mamma Bailey's design BECUZ I LOVE IT SM AND ITS SOOOO PEAK!!! She break me free from Tomodachi Life fr!!!! She is the Maternal figure that the Xiaolin gang needs ngl

[jillybean2011]

Well after getting back into the cartoon that started me down the long dark path of fandoms, Xiaolin Showdown, I decided to post my updated version of what I think Momma Bailey would look like. Also updated Jesse Bailey as well. Added little brother Patty too.

[jillybean2011]

I continue to plague ya’ll with my Xiaolin Showdown art. This time, Omi asks Mrs. Bailey for a favor.

…Omi just became Mrs. Bailey’s favorite monk.

[jillybean2011]

Okay if Master Fung doesn't teach Omi how to respect Modern Women properly, Mama Bailey should do so, being straightforward and real with him on why it's important to respect women

This took me an embarrassing long time.

[jillybean2011]

(Same anon from last sent ask who forgot to put in this part:)

If there was ever a likely scenario of Omi and Chase together in the same room with Mama Bailey, would Omi introduce his Heylin mentor/equal, Chase, to her as a friend?

Chase: [Looming in the distance, just watching the Bailey household, menacingly]

Momma Bailey: ...kids...who's the armored dark hair Fabio lookin' guy standing on the chicken coop squintin' at the house? [Points to him]

Omi: Oh, it is Chase Young. Once a loyal xiaolin warrior, fighting for the forces of good, most tragically was turned evil by the feared Hannibal Roy Bean. He now is the prince of darkness and reigns in terror and fear, accompanied by his jungle cats who were once human, now fallen warriors who serve him. But he has helped us many a time. He's also taught and helped me in more ways than one.

Momma: ... [looks to the others]

Raimundo: He creeps around watching Omi and us from time to time.

Chase: [now standing on the front porch, eyes closed and arms crossed as he hears the door open] Hello little monk. I see you are being tempted by the call of a simple, domestic li- [opens his eyes as there's a shotgun in his face] ...

Momma: Ya'll got 5 seconds to go.

Chase: ...Madam, I do not think you fully understand what stands before y-

Momma: [cocks the gun as her expression doesn't change] ONE.

Chase: Understood. Have a good day. [Leaves]

[jillybean2011]

Would the monks parents be worried about their education? I'm pretty sure they're gonna ask Master Fung if they still have time for their studies because I'm sure their parents knew their kids never asked to be monks deep down and wants to have their own future

Master Fung would probably just spew some 'For the well being of the world, we must all make sacrifices. It may not be the future you planned for them, but it is the future chosen for them by destiny.' To which he does explain they do get basic education in between their training and chores. Enough to get High School Diplomas, which would be enough for them.

The mothers do NOT take that well. They really don't take that their kids are doing basically all the chores for the entire temple, seeing as there's, what, 500 other monks to pick up the slack.

To which Mãe says there's less after the whole Mala Mala Jong incident.

Which Momma asks 'What Molly Wolly Dong incident?' to which she's informed about how her son almost died in a cave that you can clearly see from the temple thanks to Master Fung's piss poor plan and then the ungratefulness he expressed to Raimundo for actually doing something.

Master Fung later return to the temple after being smacked clear into next month by the mothers. They had to scrape him off the floor with a putty knife.

[jillybean2011]

I have a question, from mama Bailey, Raimundo's parents and Kimiko's dad, how'd they react if Master Fung didn't do well as an adopted father to Omi, not exposing him to the outside world before, not sending him to school like other kids or even get him vaccinated to the doctor, and not teaching the boy how to properly respect modern girls, would they team up to call child social services to him?

Mãe Pedrosa and Momma Bailey: *death glares Master Fung as they await for an explanation*

Pai Pedrosa, Daddy Bailey and Toshiro Tohomiko: *slowly exiting the room, saving themselves for what is to come*

Master Fung: .... *breathes*

He is instantly assaulted by the Mighty Wooden Spoon and the Holy Chinela