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Sleepin wit da fishes!
Also the Trav version :3
And the og reference
I had to push myself to draw in my usual style again lol
IS THIS THING ON? (Date Everything SMAU)
requst from anon
The dateables play an Uno reverse and spam your phone.
Featuring: Eddie, Volt, Dorian, Tony, Dunk, Cabrizzio, Daisuke, Amir, Cam, Curt, Rod, Cam, Jon Wick, Reggie, and Doug
Scandalabra x (GN) Reader Drabbles/hc’s?
Spoilers for Scandalabra
NOT PROOF READ
I have noticed a lack of Scandalabra content so I will try to provide
HECTOR P!Links
THE HANKS P!Links
THE NARRATOR — NSFW
EDDIE & VOLT P!Links
CHANCE & PARKER P!Links
MATEO MANTA P!Links
DIRK & HARPER P!Links
DORIAN P!Links
JERRY P!Links
ABEL/FREDDY/KOA P!Links
SHADOWLORD SKIPS SHADELY P!Links
SCANDALABRA :: JOHN WICK P!Links
SCANDALABRA X READER (ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ)
AN: So this starts out very cutesy fluffy with angst, reader has afab partz, becomes filthy smut by the end 🙂↕️. Reader is very “i wanna figure him out & fix him” and Scandalabra has 0 social skills. This is very Jon Wick focused!
when you first met scandalabra you didn’t think much of him. Sure he was a pretty boy, a fancy boy, entertaining. He always made you laugh and you were surprised at how you liked talking to him when no one else seemed to humor him. You could see that his act was just that, a preformance. He was being silly, having fun, playing the part of a candalabra. But still you didnt pay as much attention to him as the other hotter, more serious objects around the house.
That is until you were off questing for maggie and you ran into a victim of his scandal spreading. y’all had heard whispers from Lux and Stepford that they’d been hearing rumors that daisuke’s silverware are fake silver. Obviously, daisuke takes great pains and care to his work, and was hurt by these rumors. And you bought the silverware, paying full price mine you, so it better not be counterfeit.
Fully in your bad-cop character, you interrogated scandalabra. You slammed your hand down on abel, who responded “youch!” You flinched “sorry abel”
you point a finger at scandalabra “Tell us the truth! you’re actually the one who’s counterfeit right?”
“oh!!” His eyes bounce between you and maggie in fear before going silent. His shoulders slump, defeated “alright. i know when i’ve lost.” His voice is deep and gravely and holy shit hot. Your eyes flare clocking an immediate attraction that—if it was there before, would never have been of much consequence. But now? damn. You’re not sure.
“i’m not really a so-called scandalabra. I’m a completely ordinary cheaply made knock off from freehold new jersey.” he continues. Your jaw is on the floor, Brows knitted.
“i just wanna be special ya know. when you’re mass produced you just get that urge to strike out on your own—rebel knows how it is”
rebel peaks their head in sight from down the hallway and quips “shut up cuck”
“okay..” Scandalabra submits. You fight back a laugh, not so much because it was funny but because of the absurdity of the whole situation.
“i’m sorry for all my digging and messing around… i still kinda get off on learning all the relations around the house… if that’s okay i’ll just watch and enjoy from here”
‘gets off?’ you close your mouth now, but size him up quickly before looking at maggie who says “well it’s fine as long as you agree to stop spreading your scandals!”
“you have my word.”
“thank you scand- wait, what is your name?” she asks.
“jon wick.” you really have to stifle a laugh now.
maggie goes to head back to her usual spot, everything seeming to go back to normal. Your eyes linger on jon, he’s not what you thought and you want to know more now. He looks dejected, shoulders slumped, sitting on able, feet up on charemi, arms resting on his knees. He looks like he’s about to light a ciggerate. He has the energy of an exhausted waffle house worker on his break.
You fight a smile and head off to bed. You think about how he mentioned how Rebel gets his situation. You’re reminded at how you took them at face value too. And how they had been pushing people away, and putting on a trauma response. You wondered what his reason for the scandalabra act was.
The next morning you B-line for Scandalabra—Jon. He sits up straight when he sees you walking over to him, brow cocked. At first when you stop in front of him you don’t say anything.
You clock an internal battle in his body language. He seems nervous, naked. But he fights it and decides to go back to putting on the scandalabra performance. He plants a pithy hand over his mouth and another clutching invisible pearls. “you return!” that ridiculous voice is back. “you are rather jejune in your jests, but to become one with the path of scandal one must give as much as you take! i’ve given you an awful lot havent i? what have you for me?”
you cross your arms. You wanted to get to know the real him, but you can’t help but accept a challenge when prompted. Especially such a silly one. “Well. I do want to become one with the path of scandal-“
“of couurse you do, darling!” He looks like a valet waiting with his hand out for a tip.
“Well, did you hear washford, winnifred and river are in talks of becoming a throuple?” You sit on abel next to him, making sure to sit your thighs a little closer to him than what would be appropriate. Whispering, to make it seem like the proximity is to avoid anyone else hearing. Jon doesn’t seem to notice, he’s too busy gasping at this new scandal. He blathers on about it but you aren’t paying attention, you’re only focused on his lips.
“Jon, can we get real?” He stops and looks at you, waiting.
“The scandalabra thing is fun and i like gossiping and joking with you, but i wanna get to know you, the real you.” You give him the warmest, most sincere smile you can and squeeze his hand on the table.
He blushes and brushes his hair behind his ears, and that sexy voice is back. “Oh, you want just regular ol John?”
“yeah!” you squeeze his hand again to reassure him.
He gives a breathless laugh. “Wow, most people are scared of me. Why wouldn’t they be with how i act?” you think he says that last part to himself rather than to you.
“fuck em.” You purse your lips playfully, and smile when he looks at you. “i like you.”
He chuckles, subconsciously clutching his fake date-a-dex, He had shown you a week or so back after insisting on seeing yours. It had looked like macaroni art, but you saw that he had been trying to make friends with the objects around the house and you were the first of his friends. He drew you in along with your likes and dislikes.
“who knows, maybe we can upgrade to more than friends,” you wiggle your brows at him.
He laughs heartily this time, gaining confidence “well then, fuck! come over anytime. We can screw like normal, yeah?” Jon smirks, eyes lidded.
like normal? you wonder what he means by that. Does that mean he would’ve fucked you differently as scandalabra? God he’s so hot, you wanna take all those candalabra clothes off him. “Maybe I could just get to know you for now?” you say this but it’s not convincing because you’re staring at his lips as you say it.
Maybe it’s his self loathing, but he doesn’t challenge you. “yeah, sure. Whaddya wanna know?” he slides off abel and sits in charemi instead, putting him eye level to your thighs.
“I like gossip as much as the next person, but you seem to like it more than the average per—object. Why?”
He raises his eyebrows briefly and sighs as he ponders this. “It started as me playing the part of what i think a candalabra should be ya know. Fancy and extra ‘n all that, right? You also have multiple of me—candles—scattered about so i’m always seeing what’s going on. But after awhile i guess it was because i’m lonely,” he stops.
You hum gently, putting it all together. The date a dex, interested in all the relationships, the demanding of kisses “you want to be loved”
He avoids eye contact with you. “Yeah, i do. Everyone avoids me. Like—the only way i’ll ever get intimacy like that is if i’m making it a joke, a part of the scandalabra preformance.” He laughs. “Pathetic, right?”
you shake your head no. “You’re really introspective actually, i think that’s cool… So… yesterday when you said you get off on it…” you’re too shy to actually ask the question.
He shoots you a heavy lidded smirk. “What can i say?” is all he says, fixing his top button. You blush.
A week or so later you’re messing around with daisuke in the kitchen. He kisses you passionately, one hand petting your jaw, the other putting you on the counter. He gets between your thighs—The same position you and Jon were inches away from—and deepens the kiss. You moan in his mouth as he pulls you closer by your waist. You take the opportunity to look at Jon when he kisses your neck. Jon, who had been watching in vicarious delight, his eyes are locked on yours, delighted that you looked at him. That your eyes went straight for him rather than anyone or anything else.
Your face is bright red, this whole thing is overwhelming. And when daisuke takes you upstairs and fucks you, you know jon is watching from the candle on your nightstand.
As daisuke pushes your face into the pillows, you turn your head towards jon, biting your lip, hoping he’s watching.
That night, when talking to abel, he tells you that Jon had been “polishing” himself to it all.
The next day you decided to talk to Jon by the candles on your night stand. You sit on your bed. “Hello Player,” his voice, Jon’s rather than scandalabra’s, but unmistakably salacious.
“Jon, Hi” embarrassed, you try to go back to normal, but he persists.
“that was a hell of a show last night, gorgeous.” He teases, but you can’t tell if he’s teasing like a friend or like someone who wants you.
You fake laugh. “No privacy around here. Agh!” you pretend to be upset, And it’s obvious. Pathetically obvious, and his grin widens at the confirmation.
“that was for me, right?”
You scrunch up your face in embarrassment. An answer in itself.
“awesome.” He has a self satisfied smile. It’s quiet for a beat before he gathers himself and asks “wanna fuck?”
You do. It’s ridiculous but you do. “i want to help you make some friends, maybe some lovers,” you change the subject. He looked locked in on sleeping with you but your words take him off guard. “Yeah?”
“come with me,” you take his hand and gently guide him to the upstairs bathroom.
You give him a make over, with the help of bathsheba, barry and clarence. You let his long hair down, letting it stay straight. Clarence, with some advise on not trying to present a certain way for love/approval, helps jon figure out something that feels more him. He comes out in an all black suit, he looks so fucking good. “Damn, well done, team.” You pick your jaw up off the floor.
“Yeah i thought i’d play into the jon wick (john wick) thing,” He smirks. You half laugh half sigh. He’s still playing into a character but It’s a start at least.
“just try to be yourself with people, if you want to play into the jon wick thing, try to make it clear you’re playing a role.”
“Yes ma’am,” he’s too busy looking at himself in the mirror, admiring his image. You can’t blame him, he looks so fuckable. He catches you twirling your hair while gazing longingly at his figure in the reflection.
For a second he holds your gaze in the reflection and you think he’s going to turn around and ravage you. But he turns around, leaning against the dresser and asks “why are you doing this for me?”
you don’t skip a beat “i saw something in you.”
he cocks his head. “Like, potential?”
you smile and sit on the bed, legs folded. “no, like, i could tell there was more to you than what you were letting on. And i saw a sadness that i’ve seen reflected in myself.” You admit.
“what do you have to be sad about?” for the first time he’s not amazed and just excited to be talking to you. “Everyone likes you. Most of them. At least they talk to you, and talk about you. You get to have all these great connections and experiences with everyone… i have no one,”
you’re quiet for a moment, trying to find the right thing to say “try this new you, and give it time,” you try to assure him.
he sighs and sits on your bed with you. “i watch you ya know. With the others. It’s hot but that’s not why i’m so obsessed with it all. I want to be you.”
“me?” you tilt your head puppy style. Shocked and to your surprise, disgusted. Who the fuck would wanna be you? you have to use magic glasses to talk to inanimate objects just to have these connections that he’s so jealous of.
he nods, looking at the floor “i want to experience everything you get to experience.”
You want to kiss him. You want to give him an experience that he craves. But that would just make him the object that you’re romancing, before you’re off to the next. He wants that attention for himself. And lives it vicariously through hearing about it.
“i could make you human,” you say. His eyes light up the way his wicks do. “But it won’t make you, like, a main character of life. It won’t make everyone want to have a relationship with you. Trust me.” You grab his hand again. So soft and warm. For a second you think it annoys him because he flinches and sighs. But he looks deeply into your eyes with such a longing. “oh fuck,” he curses like he’s giving up. He grabs your face and kisses you. As passionately as the fire he plays with daily.
He pushes you forcefully on your back and crawls on top of you. You gasp, and he whispers in your ear “I’ve fucked my fist while listening to you getting pleasured by the others so many times, this will be a dream come true.” You moan at jon’s erotic words. He sits up and takes his blazer and shirt off before diving back down to kiss you. More gently this time, but with tongue. He moans into your mouth, a welcoming sweet vibration.
He’s inpatient and rough with you. Forcing open your legs and wasting no time plunging into your cunt. You gasp at the sudden fullness. He takes his fingers out as soon as he had put them in, overwhelmed, you watch as he dips his fingers into his mouth to taste you. He groans “you still taste like daisuke from last night,” he coos. “Stick your tongue out,” he demands.
Hesitantly, you do as he says. He yoinks off your panties and throws them at the wall “fuck you dirk,” he grumbles before going back to attack your cunt with his fingers. “Fuck!” you hiss, getting dizzy from the whiplash. “Taste,” he says pushing his fingers into your mouth, eyes lidded watching you taste your and daisuke’s mixed juices. You shouldn’t be into this, but you are. It’s so hot, the shame, the attention, Jon using you to inflate his own ego.
Jon pushes your knees up on either side of your chest “hold those for me, won’t ya, gorgeous?” You take them happily as Jon begins lapping at your cunt. You throw your head back. “Oh god,” You look down to watch his pretty face pleasure you, hoping to catch those eyes but instead they’re locked on the vent, hector, bragging.
are you kidding me? you narrow your eyes and grip him by his hair. “Focus on ME, not everyone else,” you insist. Jon’s smirk grows. “Yes ma’am,” he keeps his eyes locked on you, pushing one finger in while he licks your clit vigorously. You sigh at the contact, bucking your hips up into him. “soo good,” just as you start feeling like you’re going to reach your release, jon sits up and starts unbuckling his belt
he’s so tall, and thin, his skin is perfect. You match his energy taking your top off but leaving your skirt on. Next thing you know jon is naked, long thin “wick” resting on top of your slick pussy. Jon is squirming at anticipation but he holds a lit candle over your body. You realize quickly what’s about to happen. “You down?”
he looks stunning like this. Long blonde hair, heavy lidded eyes, a strong blush on his cheeks, he’s up on his knees above you. You shake your head yes, and he says “cover your eyes.”
You do as he asks, and unpredictably, hot wax hits your stomach. You gasp and twitch, accidentally grinding against his cock. He groans at the contact. He begins petting you, rubbing in the wax that is slowly beginning to act like lotion or body oil. “You’re so beautiful, y/n. I’ve seen your naked form though, of course. When watching you with others.” He’s sliding his dick between your folds now and you’re bucking your hips up between twitching at the feeling of the wax.
“I think Daemon was my favorite. Spooky. I want to know how its lips felt, how it felt when it entered you, tell me, y/n,” He starts rubbing circles on your clit.
“scary in a sexy way-“
He spanks your pussy lightly. “You can do better than that baby come on, paint me a picture,” he goes back to rubbing you.
“it… felt like it had 6 arms… it..” It was hard to focus when he was picking up the pace like that, and with the candle occasionally hitting your skin.
“Focus, baby” He pushes into you, just the tip.
“it felt like it was touching me everywhere that could feel good all at once—it felt amazing—“ you get out before Jon bottoms out inside of you. You both moan at the same time. “Fuck—Jon—“ He takes your hand off your eyes so you can see him, the candle is gone and now he’s got one hand holding both your wrists above your head and the other hand gripping your hips for dear life.
“you feel incredible, holy fuck” he moans, unable to stop himself from fucking you at a brutal pace. “Jon!” you cry in protest. “Fuck yes scream my name so everyone can hear!” He spanks you, earning him a squeal.
“i told you—to stop focusing—on them—!” you get out between thrusts. “okay, tell me you love me then,” He grabs your chin to force you to look in his eyes. Your eyes are glazed from the pace he’s fucking you, “i-love you-“ you whimper, you’re pathetic. Hearts in your eyes, unable to think straight. He’s hitting such a deep place up inside of you, you think you might break. He sighs lovingly at your admission, it’s sickly sweet, a stark contrast to the brutal way he’s fucking into you—slapping and wet noises filling the air. He treats it like a theme song, chanting him onward.
“touch yourself, baby” he lets your dominant hand go. You obey, it’s overstimulating in such a perfect way. “Fuck-fuck-ah!” Jon is moaning now, he lets go of your wrist and grips your hips with both hands, fucking you deep and fast you start to feel like he’s using you like a pocket pussy. And you fucking love it, the sight builds you to your internal chorus so quickly. “jon-! m’gonna!”
“take it, take it, take it,” he whimpers before you hit your peak. “Ah!” you moan out deliciously, hips bucking a slow roll with each wave of pleasure. Your breath slows but Jon just says “Oh my god did you just?-“ before you can confirm Jon’s hips stutter and he cums at the feeling of your walls fluttering around him, squeezing him out for all his wax is worth. He gasps and falls down, hands on either side of your head, fucking you through his orgasm.
He lays on top of you, cock still in you. He’s needy, already wrapping his arms around you and snuggling in. “That was. Amazing. Did i do okay?” He’s soft by now, but clearly still horny by the way he’s lightly rocking into you. You sigh at the sensitivity. “Yes, very good,” you push his beautiful locs out of his beautiful face, and kiss him sweetly.
I wonder what he’s looking at
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date-tober day 26 l candlelit
pairing: jon wick x gender neutral reader
summary: you go out to dinner with jon wick, away from his pursuit of justice for once.
content / warnings: light-hearted, spoilers for realization
word count: 1 k
a/n: hello mr wick i wasn't familiar with your game... (well, i was familiar with your game, but not your game...)
The first thing you notice when you get to the restaurant is that Jon’s different.
im having horny thoughts so let this be the first thing I share coming back LOL im lurking tho trust 🙏
imagine sitting on scandalabra/jon wick’s face (throw reggie, bodhi, barry and luke into the mix why not) and just grinding your needy, wet pussy onto their faces. your needy grinds and humps as your slick wets their faces, noses and chins and makes it so sticky as you whine and whimper. ESPECIALLY scandalabra/jon wick bc my first thought upon meeting and seeing him was “what did doja say about big noses…” and ik scandalabra would LOVE to have your pussy on his face with you oh so needy for him as he laps up your slick and eats you out.
dont even get me STARTED on reggie. he would LOVE seeing you in this state and adds to your misery as he teases and edges you. he loves your noises so much and wants to keep them hearing them.
and poor bodhi, barry and luke dont know how to react to this, which leads to them both becoming needy for you too. they both treat you with care as they give you what you want as you reach back and stroke them off, earning you a whimper (or a whine).
but cam? hes torturing you. you just gave him an ego boost with how needy you’re acting. he overstimulates you and makes SURE he comes out of this messy as fuck as you cry and suffer as you sit on his face. hes such a bully.
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i LOVE jon specifically (especially with how blunt he is, saying “Aight, give it”??? my clothes are GONE)
“Nonono, babe,” He’s smug about how you try to squirm, switching between trying to lift your cunt off of his face and grinding down against his tongue with an animalistic need. “You asked for this, and you’re going to see it through, yeah? So keep fucking yourself with my face.” His hands are also really strong, digging into your thighs, one may ever travel down and shove two or three fingers inside your gushing cunt.
and Reggie? That son of a bitch wants you crying, pulling at his hair in anger and desperation. His ego won’t let him not let you cum (because god forbid you ask if he just can’t do it), but that doesn’t mean he has to give it to you immediately! He loves biting, humming against your clit, spitting- If the position allows it, he loves slapping your pussy raw, enough to make you start crying when he actually fucks you.
Cam can either be super sweet, romantic (albeit teasing) and making you cum over and over again until his face is soaked, OR he’s super mean. Especially if you insult him, making a joke- especially if it’s before you two are actually dating? oh fuck no, you’re not going to cum until you’re blubbering sad, desperate little apologies and pleading for him to make you cum, tears dripping down your cheeks as your nails dig into his scalp