#jonahlias

[goodfuckinggodss]

my take is if you're writing a fanfic in which holidays happen about tma you should have your chosen holiday cryptid go into the archives to beat Jonahlias as close to death as the plot allows

[lightlysaltedsalt]

For your consideration: Jonahlias. Thank you.

[noraestheticart]

an unwanted guest

(original minicomic idea given by @lady-dmaris)

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Digital art of characters from TMA. It is drawn to resemble a glossy photo, which has been written on and says “Happy [redacted] Birthday, Jon. xx. From Sasha, TIM!, Martin, and EB”. In the photo (L-R) are Martin, Sasha, Jon, Tim, and Elias, standing with their arms around each other. Martin smiles shyly at the camera, Sasha is laughing with her eyes closed, Jon is scowling at Tim, who is smiling at the camera with a thumbs-up, and Elias is looking at Jon while smirking. The background is a non-descript office.

Character designs: Martin is a tall, light skinned fat man with ginger hair, wearing a white collared shirt and green hoodie, jeans, an ace ring, and round-rimmed silver glasses. Sasha is a light brown skinned woman with long auburn hair in a ponytail. She wears a pink button-up shirt, mustard jumper, grey pencil skirt, and glasses which are attached to a chain around her neck. Jon is a thin medium-brown skinned man with greying black curly hair worn half-up, half down. He wears a light blue shirt, red tie, grey sweater vest, blue trousers, and brown glasses. Tim is a muscular light-brown skinned man with dark hair wearing a pink collared t-shirt and tan trousers. Elias is a pale white man with medium-brown greying hair and a moustache, wearing a grey suit with a red shirt and tie with a gold eye-shaped tie clip and gold glasses. End ID.]

i was thinkin to myself and i was like you know what i havent been in a while? unbearably sad

[cal-adia]

Jon in MAG 189: I have to battle Jonah in a popularity contest with The Eye, which I for sure will lose

The Eye trying to keep Jon from joining what the cult:

[tauremornalome]

mag092 nothing beside remains

[michaeldistortionscat]

TMA Glasses Headcanons

- The archivist used to wear glasses until his connection to the beholding grew so strong he didn't need them anymore

- Gerry secretly has reading glasses and will kill anyone who finds out

- After joining the lonely martin's glasses fog up at random times

- Gertrude kept her glasses spotless all the time and nobody knows how she did it

- Members of the stranger don't know how glasses work but they try to use them anyway

- Jonahlias has recently discovered contact lenses

- Michael Shelley had glasses but Michael Distortion does not

[thefuckedupiftruearchives]

LonelyEyes is so fucking funny, like is there anything more embarrassing than being a conduit for the embodiment of being alone and wanting to spend time with some crusty old dickhead who's a total jerk to you? Is there anything more embarrassing than only being concerned with your own wellbeing and killing your way to the top to become King Boy Of Trash Mountain where you are immortal and untouched by human concerns and then one day there's this disgusting little sea captain who never returns your calls that you suddenly very much give a shit abt? No there fucking isnt