I'm eating dinner with the roomies and omg the moon is so bright and full and yellow and JUST GIVE ME WEREWOLF JONGDAE 😅
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trust me trish,,, if u had werewolf!jd rn you would NOT be eating dinner peacefully with your friends... yall would be out in the night, soaking up the moonlight as dae leads you to all the secret spots around town only he knows about,.. you’d listen to the little growls from his parted lips as he looks up to the sky and feels his true self yearn to be set free.. maybe you’ll see the furry beast once the midnight hour hits, and you’ll let it protect you as he roams the nearby forests. and when he returns, clothes shed from his transformation, he’ll be sure to show you just how energized the full moon makes him ;)
What Yandere!EXO Would Be Like in Bed: Kim Jongdae
Part of the What ____ Would Be Like in Bed Series
Headcanons found below!
Based off of my Yandere!EXO X Reader Series: Monster
A/n: So, like I’ve stated above, this will be entirely based off of my characterization of these boys in my Monster Series. I suggest reading it before looking at these as they will directly relate to their characterization and you’ll probably understand them better that way. Feel free to also check out my ‘Ask My Muse’ questions as they will also help you understand their characters better. More points may be added over time as I think of them!
Keep in mind he is a siren in this!
First Time Together
Nothing could have ever prepared him for this moment, right here, right now, with you
His eyes are full of love as he watches you open yourself up to him like this in the most intimate of ways for the first time
His heart is racing and his hands are shaking; he doesn’t think he’s ever been this nervous in his entire life
All he wants to do is please you, and make this a night you’ll always remember, he wants everything to be perfect, especially for you
Soft touches all over your body that leave you breathless
Takes his time to trail his lips over you neck and chest, loving the gasps that escape your mouth when he does this
Cups your face when he kisses you, holding you to him as if he’s afraid you’ll disappear if he lets go
Whispers of praises the whole time
“You’re so beautiful, and all just for me,”
“I love you so much,”
Seeing you in pleasure brings him pleasure
Pins your hips down using his hands as he begins to eat you out slowly, watching your every movement as he uses his tongue to bring you pleasure
Swears you’re the best thing he’s ever tasted in his life, and he literally cannot get enough of you
Throws your legs over his shoulders so he can pull you closer to him, making sure you can’t escape the pleasure he’s giving you
The sounds you make for him are music to his ears and he’s never heard, nor seen a sight more beautiful than you receiving pleasure, and knowing he’s the only one to do this to you drives him crazy
Cannot contain his own sounds of pleasure as he watches you like this
Tug on his hair and he’s a goner
The first time he watches you come for him, just by using his tongue, is indescribable. and the way you moan his name sends shivers down his spine
Kisses back up your body to reconnect your lips, and is about to continue when you surprise him by flipping him over and ridding him of his excess clothes
He lets out a whine when you start to suck him off, not expecting this from you for your first time, but as soon as he feels your tongue caressing him for the first time, all thoughts of stopping you are out the window
Almost comes quicker than he’d like to admit, but pulls you away just in time
You drive him so crazy, and he’s only ever fantasized about being intimate with you, so to actually experience the real thing is like a dream come true
Enters you slowly, wanting you to feel every inch of him buried in you, giving you time to adjust before he starts moving
Slow thrusts that leave you breathless as his hands come up to caress every inch of skin that he can reach
Speeds up eventually, but still keeps his movements very sensual, wanting you to be able to feel his love for you with every movement
Wants the two of you to come together for your first time together, and he has to hold himself back because he’s pretty sure he’d be the one coming before you since he still can’t believe this is actually happening, and you just have such an effect on him
Holds you in his arms afterwards, whispering how good you are to him as he strokes your hair gently, your head resting on his chest
Special Occasions
He gets jealous easily, and he loves letting everyone know you’re his, so he's not opposed to having a quickie in the dressing rooms or a closet somewhere where he can let everyone hear who you belong to
Loves leaving marks all over your neck and chest so everyone can see, as well as on your thighs so only he can see
Gets whiney if you don’t pay him a lot of attention throughout the day, so he’ll make sure you can only focus on him when the two of you are alone
Loves to tie you to the bed with a blindfold on so he can have complete control of your pleasure
However, his favourite is to tie your hands behind your back and put a blindfold over your eyes
Face sitting is a must during these times as he loves holding you down to him so you cannot escape the pleasure he’s giving you
Also a fan of letting you get on top, but he’ll quickly wrap his arms around you, hold you to his chest, and thrust up into you so he’s the one controlling everything
Will make you shake in overstimulation, in fact, it’s one of his favourite things to do
The way your voice sounds, so raw and fucked out from screaming his name in pleasure brings him no greater joy
Pool sex
Loves using his powers of being able to manipulate water on you, mainly using it to hold you still as he brings you uninterrupted pleasure from beneath the surface
Pretty vocal himself, especially when it comes to you, he wants you to know just how good you’re making him feel
You, on your knees in front of him, with his cock in your mouth is one of the most beautiful sights he’s ever seen in his life, other than you coming for him
More about bringing you pleasure than receiving it himself since seeing you, and hearing you in pleasure gets him off
Very possessive of you, and it comes through during his more rougher times, always leaving bruises in the shape of his fingertips all over your skin
“Who do you belong to?”
“You, I'm yours,”
“That’s right, baby, all mine,”
Occasionally will let you take control for the night, and loves it just as much as when he has complete control over you
Knowing you’re his, and he’s yours makes him the happiest he’s ever been
im sooooooooo sorry i took so long to write this school has been really hard these past couple weeks but yALL I GOT A JOB WOOH im so excited okay onto the writing
EXO
Jongdae
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-listen bro this is the loudest bf you will ever have
-he doesn’t know quiet
-he’s never met her
-he’s a very loving person
-likes to kiss you
-in the morning
-right after you’ve brushed your teeth because he likes the minty taste
-weird
-when you’re cooking
-when he’s cooking
-he just likes kisses
-he texts you all the time
-he sneaks you cute little texts in between dances
-they’re usually simple little “hey baby practice may run a little late, i’ll see you when i get home! i love you!”
-when he comes home and you’re still awake he gives you a little scolding but then drags you to bed to finally sleep
-if you’re taller than average he likes it when you wear heels or platform shoes because he likes you to be the same height as him or taller
-he finds that attractive
-he’s a Friends fanatic
-makes you watch it every night
-and morning
-he likes to take you out a lot
-he’ll make you get up really early and forces you in the shower so you can get ready
-y’all are usually out of the house by ten because he likes to be out on the town while it’s a little chillier
-he’s a little messy and laughs when you complain about it
-but kisses your cheek and picks his mess up because he wouldn’t want to upset you too bad
-when you suggest movie night you thought he was gonna burst with excitement
-he finds all the blankets and pillows and piles them onto the couch
-then makes you get the snacks because he burns popcorn and can never decide on when to stop grabbing things
-when you set everything down on the coffee table he pulls you down onto the couch by your waist and holds you really tight
-he talks during movies
-the actual Worst
-he does not allow sad movies on movie nights because he easily cries and he Cannot let you see him cry
-he cries when the movies are too happy anyway so you see him cry
-when you wear his clothes his heart goes ten million miles an hour
-he likes to wake up to you every morning it makes his day to see you laying next to him
-i feel like he isn’t the type for marriage
-he doesn’t mind it and if he really really wants to marry you the he’ll propose
-he just doesn’t see the point of spending a ton of money when he already knows how much you love him and he loves you
-but if boy is feeling it expect a huge reception
-he does want kids though
-he’d be super supportive through the pregnancy whether or not you two are married
-he gets you whatever you need and makes sure you’re as comfortable as possible
-when you go into labor his shit? rocked.
-when you finally have the kid his shit? even more rocked.
-he’s a super good dad
-protects his little baby with his everything
-cries when they cry
-holds them as close as possible without hurting them
-sings them to sleep every night
-makes them laugh every time he can
-alRIGHT now for the spicy stuff
-i don’t feel likes he’s suuuppeerr dominating
-but does like to have some control
-if you take a little more control though? mans is gone.
-he’s really whiny when he doesn’t get what he wants
please do not remove my writing from the moodboard as i will report you.
DO NOT OWN PICTURES.
Masterlist
A damn troll
Pranking you all of the time like a fourteen-year-old delinquent
Usually while you’re innocently napping on his couch, he’ll duct tape you there (it’s happened more times than you’d care to admit)
Really reluctant to laugh at your jokes
Because if he laughs at all of them it's only encouraging your horrible ones and the occasional gold ones would be lost forever
He will admit when you crack a good one, though, and laughs until tears form at the corners of his eyes
He’s always making lists of things to do with you, sort of like bucket lists
He loves making lists when it comes to your friendship; instead of spending two hours in the grocery store he’s managed to cut it down to one
You both got kicked out of the grocery store once for arguing (read: screaming) over frozen waffle and curly fries
But also he’s got a list of concert dates that he’s planning on taking you, things you have to do on his day off, things that you would possibly like for Christmas, a list of dumb things you say that repeatedly make him snort with laughter every time he opens his Notes app
Shows you up when you sing in the car, he can’t even attempt to suck
A little salty that you don’t give into his whining when he wants something and you refuse to give it to him, it works on everyone but not on you and honestly he feels like Kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove and you’re the one throwing him off his whining groove
Doesn’t know that you have a secret folder in your Camera Roll that is just videos of him dancing when he’s drunk out of his mind
The most gentle person to be around when you’re upset
Like seriously, the man is gifted at consoling you until you can barely remember what had made you distraught
Really good at helping you sort out your feelings
Got you a journal so you could vent in a healthy way
Hanging out at his place to drink hot chocolate and journal together
TERRIBLE at board games and somehow gets mad at you because he lost???
Probably won’t ever admit this to you; but he loves when you fuss over him
Like when you order his favorite food and put on a crappy cooking show, wrapping him up in a blanket when he’s feeling low
He even laughs when you call him a blanket sushi roll because that’s how relieved and happy you make him
If you’re ever stressed (whether it be about school/work/other relationships) he trolls you by suggesting you drop out or quit
But jokes aside he tries to help you out in any way that he can, usually by making you laugh or letting you vent while he runs a soothing hand up and down your back
Really a softie with you
Honestly it feels like you’re married
Always calls you to come over to help with things he could totally do on his own but would be way more fun if you were there to screw up setting up his new TV with him
Shows you lyrics he’s written for Exo and asks if they make any sense or if they’re dumb
They’re never dumb
A forever friend that will always have you laughing and smiling
*whispers* list some aesthetics about jongdae smoking cigarettes and getting finger tattoos (i know you've been waiting for this Shauna so don't back out on this one) ;))
FUCK THIS IS THE BEST ASK I’VE EVER RECEIVED
just IMAGINE. cigarette hanging from his lips
like a modern James Dean
he has never looked so beautiful
blowing perfect smoke rings with those perfect plump lips of his
tasting nicotine and tobacco when you make out with him (sorry to those who don’t like the idea of smoking)
picture this: Jongdae sitting slumped back in an armchair, his legs spread wide and a cigarette dangling from his fingers as he smirks up at you (YOU’RE WELCOME)
smoking when he’s stressed
smoking when he’s in a good mood
smoking just for the fun of it
the ever-lasting tobacco clinging to his clothes (idk about y’all but i find this hot af)
now let’s talk about tattoos
FINGER TATTOOS
I’M SCREAMING
maybe he tattoos your initials in between his fingers
little tiny tattoos that are small and cute
matching finger tattoos with you!!
IMAGINE: THE RINGS HE WEARS AND THOSE TATTOOS
POWER COMBINATION
ok sorry i’m getting side-tracked
anyway nothing is more beautiful than the thought of him having finger tattoos and a cigarette dangling between those fingers of his
and imagine those tattooed fingers of his gripping your jaw as he pulls you in for a kiss
what a MAN
this is becoming a gangster boi AU
i should stop
moral of the story: kim jongdae is fucking beautiful thanks for coming to my ted talk
tagging @baekfanapleintemps @g-exo @thepuginator5000 and all my Jongdae hoes stans out there!!! 💖
ok so listen right off that bat? this guy here? he’s Domestic Af
loves staying at home with you, cooking with you, doing chores with you
but his dates are aesthetic and always SO fun
like dates to cat cafes and hot air balloon rides and spontaneous road trips to water parks and picnic dinners under the stars
he’s always taking really cute candid pics of u too
his phone is just filled with pics of u looking cute or sleeping adorably on his shoulder
speaking of, he’s the type of guy that if discovers you’ve fallen asleep on him he’s suddenly trapped on the couch under you bc he Will Not move so as not to disturb ur sleep
kisses your forehead a lot
always tucking your hair behind your ears
his smiles give me butterflies gosh can u just imagine the way he’d smile so sweet and fond as he tucks your hair behind your ear :(((
very polite
your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings, family pets, E V E R Y O N E loves kim jongdae
he likes to go for walks after dinner, when it’s just starting to get freshly dark, just to wander around wherever you live and to talk to you
he loves deep talks about any and everything
those kinds of conversations where you start off unloading stress about your day and you end up talking about the existence of alien life and religion and science and everything in between
u guys talk for hours and lose track of time when ur together
very playful relationship too tho it’s not all seriousness
LOTS of tickle fights
play wrestling is a thing too but jongdae’s always letting you “beat him up” and being very dramatic with his reactions
when you’re drunk together you’re So Loud
like dancing and singing bad karaoke at the top of your voices
and SO loveydovey omg highkey both of u are so into pda
hand holding, sweet kisses, hugs, you’re That couple
I can’t imagine fighting with jongdae is something that’s very common
it would have to be something kind of big before you got into a full blown argument over it
i feel like he respects your differing opinion and as long as you can talk civil about anything he’s up for debates
so it’d be kind of hard before you reach the point that you’re officially like In An Argument
then I think jongdae will pull away
not that he doesn’t think it’s worth it to hash it out together but more like, he needs to go collect his thoughts on his own and also he doesn’t like for you to see him very upset
so he might disappear for a few hours or a couple of days, at most, but he’ll stay in touch via text and say things like ‘i’m not mad baby i just need time to think’
he takes your relationship very serious from the start bc he knwos you aren’t someone he wants to lose
he’s very invested in this relationship
so when he’s ready he’ll come back and sit you down and insist that you work through your fight together
he’s very into making love vs fucking you
don’t get me wrong i think jongdae is a whole top and a lowkey dom BUT he’d rather take things nice and slow instead of just hammering into you all fast and rough
his favorite is missionary
kisses all over your face during, holds your hands
lengthy, gasping moans when he cums
he has a big soft heart and he Will cry if he sees you crying for literally any reason
on your period and watching a rly sad movie? Jongdae could be not even in the room when the sad thing happens that makes you cry but the second he gets to the couch with you he’s tearing up and wiping your cheeks
A Softie!! pout at him and say “pleeease?” and he’ll give u literally whatever u want
wrapped around your finger
like pls don’t ever be mean to him bc he loves you and he’ll let you walk all over him if you’re like bossy or demanding :(((
be nice, bc he’s very nice and would give u the world if you wanted it
