#jonmelanie

[nether-demon-warthog]

Who (besides Martin) do you ship Jon with?

Tim

Sasha / NotSasha

Elias

Michael

Mike

Georgie

Gerry

Melanie

Daisy

Oliver

Other (not including Martin)

No one

Voting ended onJan 27

[bananonbinary]

At best i have seen one (1) fanart with Jon and Melanie which was supposed to be shippy, any other fanart with just these two is like the entire "looking at this person is like looking into a mirror and seeing your worst flaws" thing or some shitposty comic thing but like that's it. It's so weird, i feel like if they were same gender than maybe it would have been more common, or maybe people just really like wtgfs, cuz i have seen Jon get shipped with every1 he has interacted with except Melanie

i think it might be melanie, specifically, for some reason, because i cant really remember ever seeing her shipped with anyone else in the archives either.

anyway ive decided to be the change i wish to see in the world and ship this out of...spite isnt quite correct but feeling like SOMEONE'S gotta do it. im not usually one for ships made of similar people, but i'll manage.

melanie and jon projecting all their insecurities and pain onto each other. one time melanie takes it in a weird direction about her rage and jon is like "i...literally don't do that?" and she just breaks down crying. awkward comfort ensues. they dont bring it up again for months. right before the unknowing jon tells her about mr spider, because she of all people can understand a relentless need for understanding, the conviction that if you can just find answers it will fix this. even more awkward comfort, and a kiss that is quickly broken off and sworn to secrecy. when he doesn't come back it catapults her into the slaughter. showing weakness gets you killed. letting people in is a mistake. he has to go a LOT further to pull her out than just a lil impromptu surgery.

[arctasy]

the end of mag 76 for the jonmelanie dynamic is so devastating. just when they’re finally nerding out together and joking around the whole thing with (not!)sasha comes up and everything comes crashing down. man we could’ve had it all :(

[sparky-is-spiders]

Something so charming about Jon and Melanie Ghost Hunt UK aus. They’re both the most likely to say “fuck it let’s break in” when told they can’t go somewhere. They bicker constantly to the point where they’re almost never allowed to investigate anywhere alone for fear their incessant needling each other will ruin the episode. They’re best friends. They’re rivals. She calls Jon a prissy academic and it becomes a fandom nickname. He accuses her of making shit up at least once per episode but also will defend her credibility to the death online. Neither of them can stay out of the comment trenches.