#joolian

[dykebeckett]

I love julian bashir. He's bisexual. He's autistic. He has a foot fetish (allegedly) and an espionage kink (definitely). Two different spies are psychosexually obsessed with him. He has a teddy bear. He's a nerd. He plays tennis. He larps regularly. He's a twink. He's transgender. His hot girlfriend left him for a communist ferengi. He is guilty of medical malpractice. He has daddy issues. Truly one of the most characters ever

[simping-at-midknight]

Here's some dingdangdulian

[incorrectdnb]

Willow: (Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat)

Gorbini: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Willow: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

AGNAB: Actually I did the math, Gorbini would have $225, not $0.15.

Gorbini: Guys, I’m right here.

Cotiles: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda.

Hortas: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Cotiles: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Hortas: (big sad)

Grantare/Sky: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gorbini would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Cotiles: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Aadsta: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Maddix: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Joolian: Apply juice to what?

Manny: Directly to the forehead.

Moldy: Great chat everyone.

[idontapprovedammit]

Evolooshun of Joolian

2001 Julian: Yes. Fuzzy vocals. Cool lyrics. Is cool is classic is rock.

2005 Julian: Clear as heck screaming.

2011 Julian: Mhm. Not fuzzy but not clear. Keep 'em on their toes. Keep 'em guessin'.

2013 Julian: *EXTREME FALSETTO*

2016 Julian: Should those lyrics be "jaksjdoswjs" or "odkekdkdk"?

[goatructo]

It's NEVER too late for julian♡ He's a proud boy @fizzlesticks