Jose Alphabet
Content Warnings: written with female reader in mind but no pronouns nor parties mentioned, hypnotism, Jose is just a cutie A/N: I love Jose(I lowkey a freak for making this). I low-key thought I lost this... but it appeared magically, I actually love doing these so if anyone wants any specific characters just drop it in the requests :lick: - Matcha
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Jose is an incredibly sweet man, he loves to cuddle and tends to delay cleaning up just to cuddle up to his partner and place sweet kisses of them. He bites the tips of your ears to tug lightly and kiss your cheek
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Jose's favorite part of himself is his arms, he loves to flex him and hold his partner in his arms, he knows he is rather strong, and loves to use that to his advantage. For his partner; he loves their hands, that play with his hair, squeeze his face, everything. He also loves holding them and kissing your knuckles.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) <i>It's something that Jose himself is ashamed of but damn does he find it hot. He especially from his partner. He is content with letting him and his partner sit a little sticky as they rest, it never bothered him. He likes to finish on your back or stomach the most.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) A dirty secret, or rather just a wish he has. Both of you, just sitting within the room, expensive and fine wine or other strong alchohol. The two of you, getting drunk and then loosing themselves within eachother.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Jose is very experienced, he has had his time around with the ladies. Of course he initally wants to hide this fact he knows its better to not lie about such a thing. He is very instructive, helping you if its your first time with a soft and amused smile.
F = Favorite position He is very flexible in the positions he enjoys, but his favorite of all time is probably doggy position, he loves the sight of you drooling into the pillow, he can't help but chuckle and play with your hair, not tugging nor pulling.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He does try to be goofy, trying to make jokes but it tends to make himself chuckle, and after a few minutes of your choked responses he will just go quiet, not from anger, but from his out mind locking in.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Jose has not really focused on grooming, after becoming more intimate with you he began to try to groom himself more, depending on what you want he changes his habits. And it matches his dark brunette hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during(this goes without saying) the moment? the romantic aspect) Romance is something Jose has been trying to work on. He tries to be incredibly romantic but it doesn't work and tends to be incredibly cheesy.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Jose actually fully enjoys pleasuring himself, like he had done before he met you, but after he began to be intimate with you he began to stop pleasuring himself more when he can pleasure you instead.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) He has a few more tame ones. He likes to nibble, not fully biting but just light nibbles that leave small bruises. Loves to get his hair tugged by you. Mirrors are actually one of his favorite things to put in front of the bed, he loves making eye contact with you through the mirror. Of course he could be a little self-conscious so he tends to place it so only you can be seen. ( he has a few times experimented with his hypnotism, but he does enjoy his typical vanilla sex )
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) All Jose wants is a close and calm night, the smell of sweet wine, the salty sea and the nice smell of melted wax from a candle, he can really only find himself wanting to do it with you within the saftey of his own room, a soft familiar scent of his room will forever comfort him.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) His motivations is seeking comfort from his own fear. He gets turned on at any slight of soft and most domestic actions. He is motivated by your soft noises and the need for cuddling afterwards. Or just general soft actions of needing him, it makes him melt into your arms everytime.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Jose prefers to give, rather that recive, however if he's honest he isn't even a fan of oral. He associates it to much with when he would entertain almost any passing woman, but of course if you wished for it he'd give in without a doubt, but he'll never ask, unless he's really in the mood. ( you'll get to feel his stubble scratching you )
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) After finally settling down he wanted to "rebrand" himself as a slow and sensual, gentleman. Of course he realized he enjoys it much more, he enjoys silent conevrsations as he takes his time, finding it endearing if you try to respond. Of course he is fully of capable being fast or rough but he honestly becomes slightly guilty, enjoying the medium pace.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Never, barley, has never ever done one with you, as again, he doesn't want to do what he used to, he enjoys long sessions, and if you two happen to get into something he would simply insist the two of you take your time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He teases like he wants to take risks, but he loves the simplicity and repetetive nature of it, while he'd love to experiment he wouldn't do it if it was extremely out of the blue or had a risk of hurting you or even a light bruise, even if you wanted it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He lasts a pretty good amount of time, since he doesn't really go fast nor hard he takes his time and allows both of you to enjoy it, enabling both parties to last a little longer. However there has been a few times where he folds so quick that the two of you just cuddle. Typically it'll just be one or two rounds, but he could hypothetically good one longer.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He's not a big fan of toys, he's rather old school ( also where would they get these in the manor??? did the Baron give them amazon prime? ) he wouldn't be offended if you used one but he'd prefer to assist you instead if he was avaliable.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) The one thing he will be mean about, teasing, he loves to tease and be sarcastic, if anything that makes you squirm the most. He loves his snide remarks in-between his rambles.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) As said before, he loves to ramble and talk. But sound wise, he just lets out grunts and huffs, he gets all his noises out from talking.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He loves to lay on you, like a big dog he will lay on you, he just laughs when you say your crushing him but he just smiles and showers you in kisses
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 6 inches. :lick:
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) He craves cuddling more than he does sex, however once every few weeks he just wants you, of course most of his phyisical desires can be solved with cuddles.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He honestly has a hard time sleeping after, even if your cuddling he tends to get up after a little and drink some whiskey, that helps him sleep.
