#jou asu

[incorrect-hku-quotes]

Jou: I saw you hanging out with the Yiga last night! 

Sooga: Babe, it's not what you think--

Jou, unsheathing her katana: I won't hesitate, bitch

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

in your opinion which hku character is most simp-worthy

Larc, Jou, or Misko. They are the only three characters where I very specifically, purposefully, and fully intentionally made them super fucking hot. Larc was because he has to fit that cliche of the hero knight in shining armor trope. And Misko was to fill in their role as a dashing, beautiful, and ever out of reach thief that knows how to get what they want.

There wasn’t a character specific reason I needed Jou to be hot though, I just wanted a milf character.

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Ohh!! It’s your mean daughter!! I love her!!

Dumpling, what are you doing here? Is something wrong?

“Is something wrong?!” Hayao’s letter regarding the Sahasra trade route arrived 28 hour ago, and I still have nothing to respond with! Plus, I still need you to finish filling out that request for the bridge repairs on Lake Siela. Everyone moment that I spend waiting is a moment that will be chalked up to a lack of merit. When zaza hears about this—

Wait...Hylia, you’re not seriously on babysitting duty, AGAIN?! Really??

I still don’t know where Florimond—

I don’t care where "Mr. Hyrule" is, I care about doing what I need to do! Last week, zaza and Hayao were telling me all about how the state of the newest merchant’s guild was—

Goddess spare me...

[incorrect-hku-quotes]

Sooga: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Katashi: No, if you hurt Jou, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself

[incorrect-hku-quotes]

Jou: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

you cant just casually make jou over 6 feet this is important information

You cannot possibly think I would make Jou as hot as she is and not make her at least 6’2. If you’ve been imagining her in the five foot range, you’re dead to me

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Hi Ollie! Hi Kamon! Heya Elvan! Hello Kohga! Hiya Chesley! H—

You don’t need to say hi to everyone that passes by the hall.

Well what if I waaaant to!

...Whatever...

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

Jou has several daggers hidden in secret compartments all around that Asu house. From the one behind her cabinet to the one on the side of her desk. Zavis has only found 3 of them and still screams when he stumbles across one.

Instead of spare keys under the doormat in Kakariko, it's daggers (plural)