#judgementasterio

[insidioustest-blog]

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     “Whenever I start to believe this city is done throwing intense increments of inane things at me I stop to think to myself, is this really what I feel like dealing with today? And you may ask yourself, is she talking about me? The answer would be yes. Though you are probably much too stupid to have come to that conclusion yourself.”

[lady-libertine-blog1]

Petite Pilaging

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“Ah... You saw all that? Well, don’t make a big deal out of it.”

Drake dismissively shook the wallet in her hand. Perhaps it would have been common courtesy to call out to the man who had dropped it. Perhaps it was immoral to pick it up and walk the other way. It didn’t really matter to her. If there was little satisfaction to be had in robbing people blind, it didn’t detract from the profit. Someone so careless with their money was going to be taken advantage of sooner or later, and it wasn’t like her to not seize an opportunity when it appeared.

“Forget about it, there’s no point in being self righteous about things that don’t concern you.” She tipped her hat slightly at the man in armor and began to turn away with a small wave of her hand, rifling through the wallet as she went.

[worstassassin-blog]

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“Do you think it would be tacky to have a wedding with the main colors being red, white, and blue? White is an obvious one, and I have heard that something blue is needed as well... I suppose it’s somewhat fitting, considering- but... it doesn’t necessarily seem elegant, in my opinion. What do you think?”

[redreaping]

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          “what’s the matter, never seen a guy drink at-- wait, what’s the time?”

his flask hovered just shy his lips, before he swiveled his head left and right to discern the sun’s position and-- whatever. it was 5 o’clock somewhere, right?

          “... hey, it’s at least 12.” shrugging, he took a swig.

well, with that logic, who could argue?

[kxchamara]

✪ ; bunny hop

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— [ ✪ ] — As much as this city troubles him, Oleander still has one of his pets. Small, white, and full of fluff, the pet rabbit is fiercely loyal and intelligent compared to others of her species. Even so, arriving in the city again has left both pet and owner more than a little frazzled.

Sector oo5 isn't as dangerous as oo3, but crime exists everywhere. A gunshot can be heard in the distance causing his rabbit runs away in fright when he decides on taking her out for a walk. She takes off through a narrow alleyway during a brief moment of distraction, leaving her owner in a state of carefully concealed distraught.

❝Oh, hell…❞ he mutters to himself, chasing after the rabbit. At the moment, the street is nearly empty. A blessing in a sense, though it would be nice if there was someone else walking around who may have seen her. Oh wait, there's someone right there. ❝Hey! You there! Have you seen a rabbit run through here?❞

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Interrupted Regimen [Ark]

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An agitated roar came from the Mercenary as she flipped the longsword’s grip back and thrust it forward into the training dummy, ripping the torso of it apart. Although aggressive, it worked from the resistant material as she threw it up and with it- the sword itself. 

Its been quite a while since Riku was able to train somewhere, getting into fight after fight, some with random thugs- others with Skull. After getting her arm broken, her most important and dominate one, it made her realize that being rather lax wasn’t he best situation for survival. With that realization, she started doing some training reminiscent of the ones with Master Hogou and the others back in Trindia. Hard, aggressive, along with some cruel and very unusual punishment. 

Pulling the wooden sword that was original given to her out, she jumped up and lifted her leg before forcefully kicking it back down to earth. However it seemed that the dummy was heading straight for someone’s head at that exact same moment, and getting hit with that weight along with a iron sword wasn’t a good combination at all. 

“Hey, get out of the way unless you want to be hit with a dummy!”

[cautiousbun]

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There was something about a fellow warrior, you could usually pick them up from the look in their eye and the way they carried themselves. If their values were noble, they made good allies. Especially in a place where you were always fighting for your life. 

“Excuse me sir, I was wondering where to find the nearest supermarket?” 

[harleycide]

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  “Okay, okay, so a mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. But the bartender just says ‘Get out’,” when imitating the bartender, she used a voice unnecessarily deep. Before she continued, however, she shot her victim-- er, chatting buddy, a curious look. 

“Stop me if ya heard this one before,” Boy, would she hate to tell somebody a repeat joke. Those were the worst.