#jungleboyblake

[franciscodecoronado]

TEXT 📞 FRAKE

Francisco: Beep beep, its your conscience calling -- you haven't hung out with that cool Francisco guy in way too long, you should probably fix that before he finds another hilarious long-haired tree surfer to replace you. That would be awful.

[marcoalandale]

TEXT 🧸 BLARCO

Marco: Does your mom have an ebay account, dude? Because I'e been selling my stuffed animals and someone just offered me like ten times the usual price for my gorilla beanie baby and I'm trying to figure out who would do that!

[jojohood]

TEXT 🍷 BLOJO

Jojo: I keep seeing all these wine mom shirts like "No way, rose" or "but first, wine" and how fucking funny would it be if every single person in her life got Andy one of those cringy ass shirts for Christmas?

Jojo: This is me officially texting you to coordinate this.

[willofnottingham]

text || wake 🙊💕

Will: Is it weird that the main person I want to ask for bachelor party advice is my fiance???

Will: I didn't REALLY ever picture getting married but I DID picture getting engaged a few times and in every one of those imaginings you were there to take care of this and now that you're the groom instead of the best man (a definite upgrade, don't get me wrong) I'm at a loss!

Will: I spent all day thinking about it and all I came up with was Scrabble. SCRABBLE.

[cassieadale]

TEXT ||🌻 BLASSIE

Cassie: If Rachel would rather be the flower girl than the ring bear, you guys aren't going to get an ACTUAL bear.... right?

[mackennadunbroch]

TEXT ||🥇 BLAKENNA

Mackenna: Did you know that as a constant, gay marriages divorce at half the local rate of straight marriage divorces? That means your chances of staying together are practically 100%, isn't that smashing?

[kekepaniangata]

text ||ø blakeke

Kekepania: If you haven't decided on your honeymoon spot yet, I'm officially recommending Motonui. Aside from it just being one of the objective best parts of this kingdom, we have some VERY pretty locale and more importantly, we have volcanoes that you CAN OFFICIALLY sled on. Think about it. Volcano. Sledding. It doesn't get any more epic than that. Just, you know, throwing it out there.

[marykatehood]

i ship you with blake you'd have lots of fun adventures togetherr

Stealing my cousin @willofnottingham‘s best friend? I mean, @jungleboyblake is an exciting guy, maybe a Will-disapproved adventure with me is exactly what he deserves. 

i ship you with ______!