#junior reporter

[ehghtyseven]

“Who has the smelliest gear on your team?”

“Sid, for sure. He’s got the oldest, worst and smelliest gear.”

Teddy confirming what we all knew, and throwing Sid under the bus

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

What's next? Junior and intern are dating?

Wtf are they? Idk I'm just their pretend boss I don't know about their pretend workplace drama. I am gonna make fun of them for being cringe if they are tho

[ehghtyseven]

dearest dumo 🥰

I am so very fond of him but he cannot pronounce “colorado” 😂

I would very much like for him to cook me dinner though

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

NOT REALLY AN UPDATE BUT Y'KNOW MR BANE? HE HAS AN EEVEE AND PEOPLE ARE BETTING ON WHAT EEVEELUTION THE EEVEE BECOMES AND HE'S LETTING SAF HOLD THE MONEY SHE CURRENTLY HAS 500 POKEDOLLERS FROM THE BET

JUNIOR

Ah, my morning newspaper. That's a fun little game. She should embezzle some of it I think

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

THAT'S STILL A FREE KNIFE LADY BRANDY

JUNIOR REPORTER ANON

Akdnfjg what a headline. Like I guess! Sure man, become a ranger just for the knife. We need the extra hands.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

SAPPHIRE SHARDS NEWSPAPER SPEED UPDATE

SAFRINA INTERACTED WITH VIC

- JUNIOR REPORTER ANON

See, this is what I mean. You got the headline, but where are the details? Why did she talk to Vic? Was Vic civil? Is this going to spiral into A Whole Thing?

I do follow Vic so I know the answers to this but think of the readers, junior r.

//ooc also I love all of these so much you are all so fuckin funny BUT I don't wanna fill my blog with a million of these asks, so just a reminder that you can send em in all you want and I will probably get a kick out of it but I might not publish all of them. Esp because probably a lot of yall do already follow Safrina's blog

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

BUT WE ARE CALLED THE SAPPHIRE SHARDS NEWSPAPER MAM WHO ELSE HERE ON ROTOMBLR IS ASSOCIATED WITH GEMS?

sign yoUR GODDAM NAME REPORTER

This is probably junior reporter. They love the caps.

Listen, the mesagoza times just posted about a thing in Cascarrafa. The Unova daily is constantly posting international news. Newspapers aren't bound to report only on the thing that's in their name.

[laura-98g]

Quale ragazza scusa?😱