do you have any favourite hot snakes? obviously not to work with!
PSA for everyone - LEAVE THE VENOMOUS REPTILES TO THE PROFESSIONALS: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INTERACT WITH VENOMOUS IF YOU’RE NOT SPECIFICALLY TRAINED AND SUPERVISED
Oh man do I. I’ll do three otherwise I’ll be here all day.
Boomslangs! Aka “Dispholidus Typus”.
[id: 1 green and yellow boomslang with black eyes, and 1 brown boomslang with bright green eyes]
Liddol guys! Look at their faces! What do you MEAN this cutie could kill me by making me essentially turn into a blood fountain, I don’t believe it. Maybe it’s worth it. They’re so beautiful too.
They’re colubrids (so the same family as kingsnakes, cornsnakes, hognoses etc), and while most colubrids aren’t venomous, there’s a few that absolutely are, and fewer still that can kill you. This particular snake has venom that’s a hemotoxin, meaning it causes just TONS of micro clots, which then makes it so that you can’t clot anymore and you hemorrhage and can start bleeding out of eyes, gums, etc. And it only takes a small amount of venom to be fatal to a fully grown human! Fortunately, all they want is to be left tf alone and biting is a last defence when they’re being harassed.
Samar Cobra “Naja Samarensis”
[id: black cobra with bright yellow markings and hood]
Look I tried to find pictures where they don’t look like an affronted shoelace but they just do. I love most cobras but look at their face. They’re like bro. Can I fucking HELP you. 100% is supported by the fact that they’re sketchy as fuck, if you look at them wrong they’re like you know what buddy, I’m gonna spit my venom at your eyeballs.
They’re elipads* that are indigenous to the Philippines, and despite being skeeved out by humans they like hanging around places like rice fields because it’s where things like rats like hanging out. Their venom causes a delightful number of effects like paralysis, respiratory distress, and necrosis if bitten, and if you’re unfortunate enough to get it in your eyes after being spat at, it can cause blindness as it wrecks your eyeball tissue. Fun!
* elapidae - snake family that have permanent fangs out, like this dude below, a king cobra that’s found their home at the St Augustine Alligator Farm in Florida!
[id: skull of a king cobra]
[id: 3 types of bush vipers; a brown and orange tia hairy bush viper, a bright green west African bush viper and a dark blue variable bush viper]
I can’t even choose a subtype. They’re legitimately one of my absolute favourite types of snake. I would kill I would DIE to be in the presence of one. They’re mini dragons! Mini extremely venomous dragons!
They’re from the viperidae family, which contain over 200 types of viper. Like the elapidae family, they’ve got fangs at the front and venom glands stored in their heads. Viperidae fangs are foldable back in their mouth rather than constantly having them locked to the front like elapidae, and viperidae fangs are longer, and there’s differences in the types of venom they have too. They also have one lung!
Bonus: gaboon viper. What is this. Ridiculous animal. He is TRUNDLING. Chugga chugga of death.