— Nobody expected Kuroko to have a girlfriend, let alone a gyaru.
— English is not my first language. Please let me know if you spot any mistakes.
⟢ cute, soft, hand-holding
Some wondered how long they had been dating. Others tried to remember whether Kuroko had ever mentioned having a girlfriend. The answers were simple: just by looking at him, there was no way to tell how long they’d been together, and nobody had ever asked.
It also didn’t help that (Reader) attended an all-girls school located far from Seirin.
The team found out some time after the practice match against Kaijō, when (Reader) came to Seirin to pick up her boyfriend.
A presence that was impossible to ignore entered the gym near the end of practice. Hair filled with streaks of her favorite color, makeup more eye-catching than that of any girl they’d ever seen at their school, long nails decorated with tiny sparkling charms, and a modified school uniform accessorized in a way that made it clear she followed her own style.
But… what was someone like her doing in a boys’ basketball team’s gym?
—Tetsuuu, —she dragged out the “u” with obvious impatience,— I don’t want to wait by the entrance anymore, let’s go already.
Had she just called Kuroko by his first name and was looking for him? His teammates immediately turned toward the teal-haired boy, searching for answers.
—Hello, —Kuroko’s voice sounded softer than usual as he grabbed a water bottle and took a drink.
—Hello? —Furihata repeated, tilting his head.— You know her?
—Yes, —everyone waited for him to add something else, but Kuroko fell silent again.
—How do you know her? —Izuki stepped in, raising an eyebrow as he tucked the basketball against his side.
—I’m his girlfriend, —before Kuroko could answer, (Reader) walked over and wrapped herself around one of his arms. A playful smile appeared on her face.— The one and only.
The silence that followed was comparable to that of a cementary. The boys of Seirin were so shocked they could barely process what they’d heard. About five seconds later, a collective “EH?!” echoed through the gym.
—SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! —Kagami pointed at him with a frown, as if he’d just been told one of the universe’s greatest secrets.
—One year and seven months, —Kuroko set his bottle aside and wiped away his sweat with a pink towel (Reader) had given him when he’d told her he joined the team.
The gyaru’s smile widened upon hearing him say exactly how long they’d been together and seeing that he was still using the towel she’d given him. Kuroko’s attentiveness in their relationship always melted her heart. He remembered every important date and kept every gift she gave him, no matter how small or silly it was.
—WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US?! —Hyūga looked completely stunned.
—Because nobody asked me, —they froze. Of course Kuroko would answer that, it was such a simple explanation.
(Reader)’s laughter filled the gym as she pointed at the team with her long nails while clutching her stomach. It was obvious her boyfriend wouldn’t mention his relationship if nobody asked about it.
—HOW DID YOU GET HER TO NOTICE YOU?! —Koganei voiced what everyone else was thinking.
—Idiots! —(Reader) cut in before her adorable boyfriend could answer, sounding mildly offended.— I noticed him first!
The surprise somehow grew even greater. Apparently, they were the ones who had failed to realize how easy it was to notice Kuroko.
—(Reader) went to Teikō with me. She’s friends with Momoi, and one day she started talking to me, —Simple. Brief. Very Kuroko.
Obviously, the story was much deeper than that. (Reader) had worked hard to build a friendship with Kuroko before they eventually started dating. The gyaru stared at him in disbelief at his terrible explanation of their relationship. Good thing she was there to talk about her favorite topic: how she met and won over her boyfriend.
—First of all, I’m (Reader), —she gave a polite bow since all the commotion hadn’t given her the chance to introduce herself properly.— And second, when I was at Teikō, I went to a few basketball games to see the supposedly handsome players everyone talked about, but the only real heartthrob was Tetsu. At first I was attracted to his looks, but after getting to know him, I fell in love with everything about him.
And it was true. It had been love at first sight. The first time she saw him, his hair reminded her of the beach and the ocean breeze she loved so much. His eyes seemed like the cutest thing in the world, and when she spoke to him for the first time, she felt like she didn’t need to hold herself back around him. He never judged her. (Reader) fell for Kuroko almost immediately.
—I started bringing him homemade food during practice, waiting for him after school, asking him out on dates, and I confessed to him when I asked him to teach me basketball. I wrote “Will you be my boyfriend?” on the ball, and he still keeps it in his room along with most of the gifts I’ve given him, —She slung an arm around her boyfriend’s shoulders and stuck her tongue out at his teammates.
Each new piece of information hit the team like a basketball straight to the face.
While they were still trying to figure out how to approach someone they liked, Kuroko had gotten himself a girlfriend years ago. The worst part was that he hadn’t seemed to follow any special plan. He had simply been himself.
And somehow, that had been enough.
—He even kept the first note I gave him on Valentine’s Day! —she pressed herself closer to Kuroko, their cheeks touching.
—The one from two years ago? —Kuroko asked, and his girlfriend nodded.— I kept it because I really liked it.
The team was speechless. The boy who seemed invisible had been seen by someone who was the complete opposite of invisible.
After chatting for a little while longer and after (Reader) became friends with Riko, Kuroko and (Reader) finally left the gym hand in hand.
—Sorry for making you wait. —Her boyfriend’s voice made (Reader) smile from ear to ear. She suddenly kissed his cheek, letting out a cheerful laugh.
—It’s okay, Tetsuu, —she squeezed his hand.— At least now I’ve finally met your team.
Kuroko showed a smile that only (Reader) could bring out of him. He was happy that she had noticed him. And even happier that she loved him so much.
𖧷 ; Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. ♡
A/N: Sorry to all of my readers on the itty bitty titty committee, but I'm in high D's or double D's when I go bra shopping. If you can't relate, then don't like, don't read. This one isn't for you. This is for all the busty girls who just want cute bras that aren't the typical four solid colors. I recently bought bras that I thought were going to fit that then shrank in the wash (this is what I get for shopping at Marshalls I guess), and those then inspired this. I have no regrets.
In other words, I wrote this in about half an hour when I should've been doing adult things, like school work or internship prep, but the horny took over instead. The idea wouldn't leave me alone and I'm hoping that exorcising it will let me actually focus on my work!
He loves it when you wear bras that are a size too small or aren't the right shape. Maybe you bought them online and forgot to return them. Maybe you've changed sizes for some reason over the years. You might've even stolen it accidentally from a roommate in college or from another living situation. They're the ones that give you what you call 'quadra-boob' or 'muffin tops'. The ones you wear around the house when you're doing housework that requires one, but you don't feel like wasting a work bra on the weekend.
He loves seeing them peak out through your shirts and watching you have to readjust occasionally to keep from having a wardrobe malfunction, despite the fact that he definitely doesn't mind.
The ones that he knows aren't for him, because that's not how you operate, but the ones that he appreciates regardless.
I have many thoughts on seirin origins arc... for now let's just say, I didn't know that a high five could be that gay
The headline is sort of tricky bc after Hyuga x Kiyoshi fanart I spontaneously drew the other two ships I like – I’m halfway season 2 so dunno how things are gonna evolve, BUT for now I really enjoy Aomine x Kuroko dynamic.
When in ep 10 Aomine went to the bathroom and bumped into that guy whose super basketball power is fouling and high IQ, I was like,,, ahah Seirin can’t use violence, because of their „cringey hand holding asses” (to quote the guy who’s super basketball power is fouling and high IQ), but Aomine is sooo going to kick his ass. Because one scene earlier, Aomine overheard how the fouling guy was insulting Kuroko. Then I liked even more that Aomine did not kick his ass, but just went "ahahah I feel bad for you, you've made a mistake of pissing of Tetsu". This actually made much more sense for his character since 1) he's probably depressed ngl so he's low on energy 2) he knows Kuroko can handle this himself.
SO YEAH I LOVE HOW THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE WITH THE BIGGEST EGO IN KUROKO NO BASKET UNIVERSE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT LITTLE AWESOME MAN.
And also there's Kise and Kasamatsu who weren't actually judging anyone in that scene, but they sure look as if they were.
