#just hc

[arialityy]

I love to win, and you love to lose, but all you want to do is win and all I want to do is lose.

My genuinely incomprehensible janka thought from Jabber's perspective. Jabber is someone who wants to get beaten up and lose superficially, but always fights with the intent and expectation to win. Meanwhile Zanka fights to win but loses because he expects himself to despite his desire to win

[pugslurp]

pugslurp flavours :)

[blushnik]

What's your head canons for everyone's dick sizes. Or even if they have dicks or not.

Thank you for your patience with this ask (the best one I ever got, I salute you, dear anon)

[randomreadingtimewithtsuki]

Thank you for everything you do! I appreciate it so much! That said, is there any chance I could request the detective agency from Kemono Jihen reacting to the reader being a wolf kemono? The reader's likely an immigrant due to there being no wolves in Japan. Thank you again!

Hello! Thank you for requesting!

I hope this is of your liking please let me know what you think!

Tsuki's note: I made reader be.... just there? I don't really know how to write immigrant stuff? i hope that is ok! But i guess you can have a wolf in japan if one of your parents is immigrant? anyway!

Tsuki's note 2: I made reader an adult, just because... i kinda want to adopt the kids? so yeah...

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You joined the agency quite early on.

At first, you helped Inugami here and there. then Mihai came around and you got a little worried about your tanuki friend dealing with such ... a sneaky vampire.

So you slowly and unofficially became a detective too.

Inugami made it official after he realized you were spending more time in the agency than anywhere else.

You actually thought it was quite sweet of him to shelter kemono kids here and there.

Whenever a new kiddo was staying around, you would rush to get something for them to get comfortable.

You were excited to have a new member! Though you were told you were being too... Clingy - you wanted to keep them safe!

Well, this complaint escalated a bit when Shiki came around - he did not enjoy how you were always around him. Sure, you wanted to protect him, but... a bit too much?

He had told you that you looked like a golden retriever - not too far from the truth hm?

With Akira was the opposite reaction. The boy LOVED how you always watched over him and helped him out. The thing he loved the most was hugging you.

With Kabane things were... interesting? At first you thought he did not like too much contact like Shiki, but... he actually didn't care.

He didn't understand most of the things you did.

The children took a long time to figure out you were a wolf kemono - You only turned into one when and if it was really required or to watch over the kids as a "big dog". Just like Inugami did as a Tanuki.

Despite your friendliness with the kids, they soon realized you were more reserved around strangers or acquaitances.

When they first saw you as kemono ( without knowing you were you) you heard quite a few discussions between them - Akira and Kabane thought you were a big dog, a Husky or a German Shepherd maybe? But Shiki said you looked more feral.

You could watch them debate that all day long.

That being said, when they found out about you, their reactions were all over the place:

Akira thought it made sense, because wolves are like dogs. So of course you were friendly and cuddly!

Shiki thought Wolves were more reserved so you were out of the curve.

Kabane didn't had much of a thought, just that your tail was similar to Kon's.

Kon took you as a rival Kemono - as foxes are cousins to wolves.

You thought it was adorable how Kon tried time and time again to fight you, a mock fight, of course.

Once they saw you actually fight, they realized you were not just some fluffy wolf: You were fast, strong and very good at tracking.

This made Kon lowkey up to you - since you were "cousins" she figured she could learn somethings from you. You moved similarly!

They also came to realized you were friendly and cuddly with them because they were important to you- you saw them as your puppies.

With outsiders of your circle you were a lot more distant and quite brutal in a fight.

You also took the meaning of home quite seriously - it must be protected, no matter what!

Despite their different reactions, they all loved cuddling with you on your kemono form, even Shiki - it was fluffy and warm!

Sometimes even Mihai and Inugami would pat you a bit.

It was not uncommon to see you carrying Kon by neck - as if she was an infant.

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Thank you for reading!

[bthebeachboi]

I want whoever would date Cal to be like a specific part of the fandom to him, you know?

Like

Alaska, cuddling him: look at him, he's done nothing wrong, he's just a baby.

NY: Alaska, he bit Texas after he called him safe space.

Cal: >:)

Like, he can do wrong, he will do wrong and he will fistfight someone for his fave snack, but the other person defo believes that "he would never UwU" bs even if they saw him do said wrong.

Cal is pretentious, he is bitchy and he is ready to just take a stick from their yard and fight (non exsistent) god just for a pack of skittles bc he can, but he will still be annoying about it. The only real thing that makes him so different than Florida is that he fears things when Flo doesn't.

But when his lover is giving him afection, he is probably too comfortable in any way to fight, so I wouldn't be surprised if they wouldn't believe smth like that.

[tripicru]

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Party

Saturday February 13th