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have a silly goofy from me

#could've ripped screenshots and make the pngs higher quality but honestly i cannot be bothered rn #don't @ me about the mitch and tiff. you know i'm right #jwcc #camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous #daniel kon #jwcc daniel kon #kash langford #jwcc kash #mae turner #jwcc mae turner #jwcc roxie #jwcc dave #jwcc eddie #jwcc mitch #jwcc tiff

I love cartoons, because where did she pull that from?

The tablet is five times the size of any of her pockets....

#but that's animation assets for you #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jwcc #camp cretaceous #jwcc tiff #tiff and mitch #IT DOES NOT MATTER #SHE JUST HAD IT #(why? who knows)#(actually the tablet was working it just didn't have connection so they may have had other uses)#(but)

Sammy had a crush on Tiff and you can not convince me otherwise.

#obviously unrequited #sammy gutierrez #jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #jwcc sammy #jwct sammy #jwcc tiff #because really who wouldn’t (until the reveal that is)#not even lowkey now that I think about it #girl said ‘I love you’

Some of the jwcc adults as incorrect quotes!

Tiff : I was put on this earth to do one thing. Tiff : Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Roxie: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Tiff : Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Mitch : CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Hap : Do you have a bobby pin? Tiff : Yeah. *searches in her hair* Tiff : Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

Dave : Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Roxie: That doesn't exist. Dave : Not with that attitude.

Tiff : I wish I had more enemies. Mitch : I’m sure you will someday, honey.

Kash : Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Wu, when Jurassic World all goes to shit: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Tiff : I am literally evil incarnate. Tiff : I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Tiff : Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Kash : Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Kash : But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Wu: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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john mulaney quotes

Kenji: I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot, and I’ve shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don’t feel like I deserve good treatment

Brooklynn: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you.

Sammy: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

Yaz: I'll keep my emotions right here. And then one day I'll die.

Darius: People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.

Ben: Was there ever even a ghost, Mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along?

Bumpy: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

Eddie: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Dr. Wu: Things don't exist until they exist.

Roxie: “My wife” just has some kick-ass to it, you know? “Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife!” Marriage is gonna be very magical. “I didn’t kill my wife!” That’s like, “Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife.”

Dave: Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

Tiff and Mitch: Shut up! You're all gonna die. Street smarts!

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Someone asked why Mitch and Tiff had so many tiny electric candles in their room and the answer is mood lighting for sex.

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There's such a good hint that Something's Wrong with Tiff: Kenji's blathering on and being annoying, and she just keeps smiling.

Mitch puts on a proper look of concern. He's smoother and better with kids. Tiff? She can't let the mask slip for a second. She's furious right now. She's so very, very, very annoyed. But if she lets "annoyance" show, then she'll let "fury" show, and she can't have that, so she just...keeps...SMILING! :) :) :) :) :)