Hello!! Could you do a gender neutral reader with a biting problem with the Black dragon boys? Or even any character you want to write for. I know it's weird but we need more weirdos who bite rep 👀
RAAHHHHHHH A FELLOW PERSON WITH BITING PROBLEMSSSS + BLACK DRAGON ASKSSSSSSS 👹👹 I'll keep it true to ur request and do the 3 men 👹 and dw worry about weird, I strive to cater to weird.
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ERRON BLACK, KANO AND BOTH KABALS x gn!biting-reader
BIONIC AUSSIE CYCLOPS FINE SHYT
If you bite for stress reasons, I don't think he'd notice immediately
Yeah you tended to bite your finger, a pen, your thumb or whatever, but he didn't really pay much mind to it. You were functioning and not much was out of the blue, since it seemed so normal, but the more you two get closer and more personal, I feel he'd notice it more than a sore thumb (ba dum tss) (sorry)
It started small. Your finger. Ok, he's done it before and knows people who does it from time to time.
Then it moved to other objects. Strange, he started to think, but oh well, it didn't seem that big of an issue.
Then he started to notice that every single interaction between the two of you included you nibbling or biting on something! *gasp*
He's not gonna lie, he found it a bit bizarre at first. Why would you be putting things in your mouth, and biting on them? (YOU CANT TALK ABOUT HYGIENE, AUSSIE MAN, YOU PISS EVERYWHERE)
Kano'd confront you about it casually, maybe you two are walking together, or you're talking across from each other just hanging out. The moment he sees you bite on something that isn't food, he'd go: "Why do you do that, toots?" He'd gesture to your mouth, "I ain't judgin', but why you leavin' marks all over the place?"
You'd then have to explain to him that sometimes your mind gets too overwhelmed, and moving the pressure onto the jaw takes away the pressure in the head. He starts to get it then.
Would 100% buy you fidget toys just so that you don't train yourself to bite things to deal with stress. Fidget spinners, yoyos, puzzles, music and all the like that can combat or even distract you from your struggles, he's buying it without a second thought.
And, come on, look at this mannnnnnnnnnn. LOOK AT THIS BEAR. Kano would urge you to tell you why you're stressed in the first place. If it's grades (if you're in college), if it's incompetent workers or unfair shifts in your job, or if it's just the weight and speed of life caving in on you --Kano's your guy.
"Come onnnn, love... You know me, you know what I do, I can help you easily! Now what's got you all wrapped in a bunch, hm?"
If Kano saw you starting to bite more often, he'd swiftly go over to you and soothe you. "It's alright, love, it will allll be alright. Don't sweat it, let me help you..." He'd whisper into your ear, resting your head on his shoulder as he rubbed your arms, gently pushing away whatever it was you were biting.
BUT IF YOU BITE JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY (like me fr 🙏) Then it's a whole other thing.
I'd love to imagine that he buys you silicone chew necklaces (i want one ughhhhhhhrfwdiawdiuashdi) in all colors and sizes and scents if you want variation.
I feel like it would be a bit harder for him to deal with/figure out because it doesn't stem from anything, you just do it.
If he sees you start to lift something to your mouth to bite on it, he'd swiftly go over to you, (lovingly) slap it away from your teeth and just put the necklace in your mouth.
"Ah ah ah! Nooooo don't bite your pen, use your necklace!"
If your biting tendencies translate to love bites, then it's a whole 180. He doesn't like it.
...
OR DOES HE- *gets shot*
So you wanna nom nom on a mass murderer and omnicidal sadist? Love that for you.
Let us first address the elephant, no, the WHALE in the room that is Kano's arms. It's free game right there
We ALL see it, you can't deny the guns on that man. Untapped territory goes wild.
Imagine you two are just hugging normally on the couch, arms intertwined with one another, taking in each other's scent, totally immersed in relaxation
AWWW SO CUTE AND ROMANTIC. anyways you open your eyes and put your head on his chest, but your eyes immediately flock to the absolute wall that is his bicep
THE TATTOOS ON THIS MAN. Like wisps. Like sirens, beckoning you into the sea. You adjust your head closer and he thinks not much of it, until he's met with a small but tight nibble.
"OY WHAT IN THE FUCK" He'd exclaim, jolting from yall's romance, (which he so rudely interrupted with his outburst 🙄). He looks at you and sees your teeth on his arm, just kinda lying down there and looking up at him like nothing was wrong.
"Hmph," he'd grunt, "Well excuse me but I'd appreciate it if you took my fuckin' arm out yer damn mouth"
You'd sigh in disappointment, going back to lie down against his chest, holding his hands, which he obliges to
big mistake
just a few seconds later your biting on the length of his fingers, not deeply, but just nibbling.
"Why are ye doing this? I don't get it. Don't bite me..." He'd snap, but not angrily, more of stunned and confused.
For the first few times you'd do it, he's convinced he doesn't like it. But a small kindle in him, like an intrusive thought, keeps questioning and interrogating.
"Are ye sure you don't like it? Aww you just don' wanna get flustered in front of them!"
He'd scoff these thoughts away, and you'd assume that it was a hard no on love bites. Until...
You notice that he's purposefully wearing things without sleeves whenever you're nearby. You also realize that he starts to angle his body in a way where his biceps are right in front of your face; and not to mention the fact that he stops wearing gloves whenever you're holding his hand. He'd put his hands on your cheek, or moving hair away from your face, his fingers veryyyyy conviniently grazing past your lips.
Hmmmm... food for thought.
One day, you'd eventually just shrug and take your chances.
You held his hand, brought up his finger and nibbled on it, making sure your teeth were tucked behind your lips. He didn't stop you, he didn't even pay attention to it.
The bones in his fingers were straight, not limp, almost as if he was offering his fingers for your biting pleasures.
Hmmmm...
mercenary country bumpkin hot guy
If you're stressed about something and you start to bring your thumb/pointer/middle finger/ring finger/pinky/hand/boot up to your mouth to bite, this man IMMEDIATELY sees it
Come on. He canonically shoots buzzards without looking AND is an assasin, this dude's eyes and intellect are unmatched.
This man's keen vision has already figured out that you're stressed, what you're stressed about, how the stress manifests, and can tell WHEN you're stressed (before you even say or do anything)
"Hold it right there, mister/missy/sugar." He'd interrupt before anything can enter your mouth, "take that ___ away from your goddamn mouth"
It can sound like he's mad, but he's really not :3 He either sounds horny or ptfo with everything with no in between, so don't feel even more stressed that he's mad with you.
He just doesn't want you to form that addiction/foster that problem. aww so sweet (i wanna bite him)
Since he now knows that you get stressed and they can have detrimental(?) effects on the physical, he knows to balance out his resting bitch face and show you he cares.
For example, his boyfriend senses goes off roughly 10 minutes before your next bite, and thus goes over to you, no matter how far away you are from him, and give you a candy before you can even lift your hand
How in the jawbreaking fuck does he do it? You have no clue. He must've gotten some imaginary hold on invisible CCTVs from the future to be able to figure out your mannerisms with SUCH ACCURACY.
I can just imagine you just sitting down on the bench, drained from rushing impulsive thoughts of your struggles, just on the verge of a breakdown. You bring up your hand to bite on your thumb, when out of nowhere a gloved hand gives you an already unwrapped lollipop (I say already unwrapped cuz ngl those chupa chups be hard asf to open).
You look up at your man to just see him towering over you, guns on his back, and giving you a strawberry caramel flavored lollipop.
"How did yo-" "I'm your man, I always know."
Once he sees you put it in your mouth, then he gives you a quick kiss on the forehead and cheek, then turns to leave.
You have to respect the grind and punctuality of murderous Mr. Cotton Eye Joe over here; he's got you covered beyond realms.
But if you're neurodivergent or you're just hyperactive, then this man is on DOUBLE watch.
Before he leaves you alone, he's arming you with lollipops, gum, chips, and a (loving) death glare to not bite. Ofc he also gives you water and an apple cuz he values ur health <3
Tbh he's only giving you "junk" because he doesn't know any other finger foods that aren't, until he stumbles upon that one dark fact tiktoks (we all know those infest his fyp) that says the teeth can easily bite through your finger like it can a carrot.
computing... computing... computing... COMPUTED
You kiss each other the next day, and he hands something to you, a tupperware.
Huh, that's strange. you think to yourself. Candy doesn't come in tupperware!
Well isn't that a nobel peace prize in the distance, dumbass (lovingly <3) IT ISNT CANDY
You open that motherfucker up to see... I kid you not... Sliced carrots, sauteed with soy sauce.
*collapses on the floor* (this is just self indulgence for my asian ass)
Just as a cherry on top, they're all sliced to be approximately the same size as the finger you bite the most. so...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why does he take it so seriously?
If you ask him that, he would honestly be insulted, offended and disrespected, he'd look mad (take a wild guess. He isn't).
I mean I CAN'T BLAME HIM. Let's take a look at you: talented, gorgeous, etheral, kind, loving, the lohl, perfect. You biting on yourself or something harms your teeth structure in jaw, which if we were to translate to Erron Blackese: You're harming yourself.
That just won't do because thou shalt not desecrate the thing he adores the most in the world, so boom that's why he gaf.
Now now now, dear people, if this were to be in love bites. This man will volunteer.
Since this man is a trad simp, that means he is willing to do whatever so that you don't hurt yourself (or what he thinks that is in his translations 😒...)
So if you were to just be cuddling and loving on the couch, cozy as shit and just snuggling like birds. He'd just be lying down, half asleep and half trying to enjoy the time he has with you, when all of a sudden... *nom nom nom*
Since this mf deals with guns and whatnot, i'm gonna take an educated guess and say that it's kinda numb on his arms (yknow from all the shakin). And along with the fact you were hiding your teeth behind your lips, I don't think he'd notice it that much.
In his head, he was way stronger and much more capable to deal with the "effects" of bites than you were (wowwwww ok ic how it is ERRON), he just shrugged and let you do it.
"Yeah, sure, fine, whatever. As long as it ain't on you, bite as much as you want, I don't give a rat's ass..."
Like Kano, you'd find him offering you his hands more to nibble on. He finds it ticklish.
I LOVE THIS MAN YOOOOOOO
SPEEDY MCGEE
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SPEEDY MCGEE MY MANNNN MY HOMIEEEEE
Since he's *ahem ahem* more youthful, than the two other idiots (lovingly), he'd go about this much more understandingly.
The first time he sees you bite something, he just thinks you're bored. He sees it as your beige flag and doesn't think that much of it. But he does take a mental note of it.
Once he starts to notice you biting objects way more often than you should, he starts to get weirded out. Not weirded out at you, but like there was an enigmatic undertone that he could not put his finger on.
I'd think he's a bit awkward I the first few times of realization to ask you about it (bbg 🙏🙏🙏), but he is actually worried about why you do it.
100% went on Google about reasons why you might bite things, and ends up discovering Pica disorder. Needless to say, he got frantic about it, and the next day you don't find any paper clips, coins, loose metal or any small, sharp things
If you just so happened to need one of these things, when you go up to him and ask if he has any, he would probably be running whole MARATHONS internally, thinking you were gonna eat them.
When you two are just hanging out like the lovers you two are (love that), he lets his guard down.
Big. Mistake. Speedster.
Lets say you two were having coffee in your shared home (or his apartment if u don't live together). You both are sitting next to each other on the coffee table, holding hands and shit.
You lay your head on his shoulder, just being all comfy and stuff, holding your hand close to your chest to feel warmth. Your mind kinda drifts away like a log in a current, and you start randomly daydreaming of things that could go wrong (same)
You start thinking about your job, your future, your Hobbies, your home, or your life, getting wrapped up in your paranoia that you partly lose consciousness of your jaw
"Uhm... excuse me, do you...mind?" You hear the voice of Fast Fine Shyt™️ snap you back to reality. You look down and see that you were just biting on the tip of his two fingers, his hand held down by both of yours. You look up at him to see a horrified look, drizzled with fear on the poor man's face.
My mans thought you were a Tarkatan anomaly, and he didn't know whether or not to square up or freeze and hope you don't take chomp. He chose the latter.
I can't blame him. The way you were holding his hand like a snack handle genuinely looked like you were gonna bite his hands off. You weren't a sloppy biter though, it was more of weird than dirty.
"Oh my god oh my god I'm I'm sorry!!" You blurt out apologies rubbing his hand and setting it down. He chuckles, not responding, but the way his laugh trails off makes you think he was just relieved you didn't bite off his hand.
After that day, he monitored you 24/7. He'd spy on you from a corner, scrutinizing your every move, trying to guess what you'd do next. When you're holding big things like plates, books, your phone etc., he doesn't do anything.
But the moment he sees you hold something smaller and thinner, he speeds over, yanking it from your hand.
Doesn't fucking matter what it is 💀 you could be stirring your drink with a teaspoon and he'd run over, grabbing the teaspoon from you and stirring it, handing your drink back to you with peering eyes, confiscating the spoon.
You could be WRITING SOMETHING DOWN in a notepad and he'd rush over, grabbing the pen.
"This is a bit too much, don't you think?"
"Shut up. Here, tell me what you were gonna write, I'll do it for you."
Ironically, you're more weirded out about the situation than he is.
Since you're a legend who stands up for themselves, you decide to inquire about why he's acting weird one day.
The moment you ask why he's acting strange, he'd freeze for what feels like an hour, before exploding with worry about you eating screws and getting hurt. Not to mention how he's concerned you're gonna become a cannibal (you don't know it, but the coffee table incident wasn't the only time you were biting him)
You just kinda look at him funny🧍♂️
And then it clicks.
"Ohhhhhhh the biting!". "YES THE BITING". "Oh! I just do it when I get stressed.". "..."
KABAL YOU DOOFUS JUST ASKKKKKK
Anyways, he's way more relaxed than before, but still 100% cuz WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE THIS STRESSED ALL THE TIME?!?!?!?
If you're stressed about something, oh prepare to have this therapist swooping right by your side.
If you're paralyzed with swarming thoughts, brain flicked off, the only thing moving is your hand for you to bite on, this man notices.
"Heyy... heyy..." he'd say, gently, "Are you okay, darling? What's wrong?"
This man is sensitive and emotional, he ain't afraid to get down on his knees to show you he cares. If you're like me and you feel like your stress is too much to be other people's problems, he'd laugh in your face (lovingly)
"Darling..." He'd smile at you, holding you close, "I kill people. Nothing you can say will faze or even be an inconvenience in the slightest to me! And if it is... well, I'd be damned rather than let my baby go through that alone."
(SORRY BUT THE THOUGHT OF HIM SAYING "Darling, I kill people :)" IS FMUUUUU)
Is prepared to hold you close and not let go until you tell him what's wrong. If you tell him you're fine and you truly don't need to talk, he'd allow you to go on with your day, but he'd make it clear as Norwegian water that you can always go to him no matter what.
But if you do talk to him and open up about it, his playful jocose attitude will wither away; only kind and understanding Kabal is left.
No matter how miniscule or serious; no matter how short or complicated, he will listen, not once showing signs of losing interest or focus. Bro is locked in for his love
Once you're done, he'd continue to dissect your problem with you until both you and him understand how you feel. He'd then go on to explain why he doesn't want you to bite things, and how he thinks it's harmful to not verbalize your struggles, no matter how insignificant it may seem.
This heart to heart between the two of you honestly tanked the rate of your bites. You'd find yourself going to him more and more frequently, relying less on letting your thoughts linger negatively, and starting to go to people who loved and cared for you.
He's overjoyed, to say the least.
But if you're an ADHD person, then he's got just the thing.
lets be real with ourselves here. He has it too.
If you're just hyperactive and you need that constant stimulus to just feel something, then his master plan is to distract you.
Oh, what's that? You were gonna bite your finger? Nope! He grabbed both of your hands and forced you to dance with him, making sure to be extra left-footed to make you laugh and forget to bite at all.
I'm a firm believer that he would now offer his hand (or his arm if he's feeling frisky) to use as a replacement. Literally gnaw on them all you want, as long as it isn't you you're biting, he's fine with it.
Were you gonna bite something else? He'd stop you dead in your tracks and ask you a profound and useless question, just to interrupt your train of attention.
You're listening to music, just vibing to the sounds of the bass, completely immersed in the instruments and this figure you were doodling for fun.
Oh what if this was a dog? one two three four, star shapes, angelic connections, train stations in Paraguay... uhhhhhh... should I become a hyperpolyglot? I should make a list. Yeah... I'll make a list. You set your pen on paper, making a haphazard list of random languages you thought were cool, until you reached a dead end. I should learn 15 languages, but I only have 12... three more... three more... hmm...
You bring up your pen to your teeth.
"HEY Y/N!" The charismatic, loving voice called out. You turned your head to Kabal.
"If the show is called Alvin and the Chipmunks, does that mean Alvin isn't a chipmunk himself?"
"I---" You stammer, your brain trying to come up with a solution only for an even weirder one to reform into a question.
Kabal chuckles, walking over to you and giving you a kiss on the forehead, nose, and lips, holding your hands.
"Don't worry about it." He then leaves. Huh... random
Oh! Arabic! That's a good language... You suddenly remember your train of thought.
You turn back to your paper to write it down, but...
"Where the fuck did my pen go?!"
Cue Kabal snickering on the other side of the room.
AUTHORS NOTES:
AND SCENNEEE. gosh i had sm fun writing this shit 😭😭😭 I especially had the most fun with Erron cuz that was hilarious. I'm so creativeeeeeee. Hope u enjoyed it anon. You better enjoy it cuz i procrastinated my 3 literature essays for you 🙄 (it's 100% my fault) love you all <333 I also i know i shouldnt rant i know i know, but i do lowk wanna say that I have this huge issue with my ADHD that makes me put trinkets in my mouth and just nibble. No matter what it is i just wanna bite it, that's why I have a scar on the side of my pointer 😭 SORRY FOR RANTING OK OK IM DONE HOPE U ENJOY


















