Nov 30, 2024
next batch of portraits! kagain's was actually done slightly earlier than the rest, whilst the other three were done last night/this morning lol
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next batch of portraits! kagain's was actually done slightly earlier than the rest, whilst the other three were done last night/this morning lol
Edwin: (Rambling openly about how he has the party fooled and will betray everyone)
Charname to Dorn and Kagain: He knows we can still see and hear him, right?
Edwin: Those fools think I'm on their side, meanwhile I am plotting to overthrow them!
Me to Dorn and Kagain: Should we tell him we can hear him?
You know, I really don’t mind at all bring Baldur’s gate material to 5e, since I like those games a lot and all, but I absolutely cannot condone the blatant ugly mf erasure they got going on with the character artwork.
Look at this shit:
Original: Grumpy, depressed. Stress of life drained his good elven looks early.
New: The bog generic bishie his fangirls draw him as.
Original: Just a small dude. Natural beard. Practical helmet. Evident depression.
New: Daddyfied to the point of being unrecognizable. No helmet. Salon groomed beard.
Original: Face of deranged knife ear about to end your life. Would unironically quote dirty harry.
New: Elf model doing a photoshoot in the woods. Would only ironically quote dirty harry.
Original: She just walked up to you threateningly after noticing you having stepped on a flower. Smells like moss and dung.
New: Drawn by Sakimichan or some shit. Smells like phony “Real nature odor” soap.
Original: One mean bitch about bash your head in with a mace.
New: ...okay this pretty much just look like her design after bg1. Whatever.
Original: Utterly deranged magic man. You see him by the side of the road and keep walking. Does not bathe.
New: The Joker but sexy.
Not approved. Please depict these grimy assholes like they actually are.
Baldur’s Gate Gift Exchange 6/12: A Barrel of Millet Mush, a Bandit Camp, and a Bhaalspawn
A Barrel of Millet Mush, a Bandit Camp, and a Bhaalspawn by Blueinkedfrost for ddtiel
The Child of Bhaal ignites chaos wherever they go. When Anqi infiltrates a bandit camp, he finds an already rioting band of gnolls and a barrel of millet mush, and his companions aren't exactly encouraging him to take the peaceful route out of there. Bhaalspawn/Dorn.
What do you get when you cross a half-elf raised in a library, a renegade drow who serves the goddess of darkness, a human Red Wizard so egotistical he'd take a piss and claim credit for inventing liquid perfume, a quiet and competent dwarven mercenary, and an extremely gorgeous, intelligent, and vengeance-driven half-orc bonded to a demon?
Chaos, that's what you get.
Me: I want to write a character development for Kagain.
Also me:
Kagain: Of course you'd hate Eldoth.
Shar-Teel: Hate is not a word big enough. He deserves to have his throat slit.
Garrick: I’m too young to die!
Kagain: I’m not, but I still don’t wanna!